Just Another Nightmare

Sam Adams one night Went to bed after drinking a bit too much rum He found himself in a dark forest He looked up and found He was not alone There were creatures Looking at him With evil in their eyes They began chasing Sam Down the dark forest path Aliens, banshees, centraurs,demons, devils, Leprechauns, Lions, Monsters, orcs, robots, tigers Werewolves, Witches, warlocks, wolves, and zombies Joined in chasing Sam Screaming “Death to the human”. He jumped over a fence Found himself stuck In Limbo The howling mob Just outside the door Next, the board clerk announced Sam Adams walked up Took his number Woke up naked In bed with a strange woman Who turned out to be quite dead. Sam got up Drank coffee And left to go to work Just another nightmare After drinking too much Demon rum.