Long Nasties Poems

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he squeezed gently
pinching the lever once again
and felt the intense power being let
loose travel up his arm …
whiffs of sulfur smoke acting like a
drug on his sinuses
eyes widening with a surge
of pure adrenaline -
loud concussions...

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alternately titled: breast damned fallacy hi-jinxed!

In her “60 Minutes” interview aired
Sunday (March 26th, 2018),
the porn star known within red district
as Stormy Daniels bared
her "naked lady" version

swearing oath of honesty,
she emphatically dick cleared
on a stack of...

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A certain type of person lives in that town
Bar Steward Town a breeding ground for nasties
Especially the male species who are thugs
Doing unspeakable things to people

I've experienced their malicious ways
And nasty spiked words with intent
Take...

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Sweating,
bench pressing,
ripping my chest..
Urgg,
the final stretch.
Whew,
she breezes by.
Crop dusting her
"love Spell Perfume".
WOW,
my eyes follow her across the room.

In dream-land,
I've lost focus, 
under hypnosis,
now "tailing" that tail.
bent over,
tan thighs.
That apple bottom 
caught my eye.
No surprise though,
I'm...

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Glaring white beaches and sand in the eyes,
Searing hot sun rays that make the skin fry,
Stings from the jellies and seagulls that screech:
These are some nasties you’ll find at the beach!

Snotty raw oysters and blistering...

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A short sighted old doctor called Charlie
Poured water from a bottle to make tea
But the taste wasn't right 
Got one hell of a fright
On close inspection the bottle said pee...

He called the opticians to book...

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Okay time for some upbeat stuff
And I'm just the guy that can bring it
Mr. Happy is what some people call me
Is there any other way to be?
The world is filled with nasties
There's enough of that...

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