Long Jabbering Poems
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I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I hanker and pine for wood burning stove weather
I haint no spring chicken,
("Buk buk buk buk ba-gawk!")
but in Summer re:
long in tooth sexagenarian
nostalgic for the following imagery
evoked yesterday with very little effort
(aside...
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Categories:
jabbering, age, allegory, appreciation, celebration, confusion, halloween, natural
Form:
Free verse
Come post presidential election 2024
Come post presidential election 2024...
heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race, religion, nationality,
gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dissed
brigand able, eager, ready and willing
to punch contenders throwing...
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Categories:
jabbering, 11th grade, 12th grade, america, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Free verse
Matty Mattel Doll Circa Mcmlxv
(alternately titled: idolizing childhood's end
today April 25th, 2021
generates elusive warm treasured memories).
Akin to significance my eldest sister
felt toward her “Willies” –
(totally tubular fuzzy bendable contrivances
analogous to an outsize pipe cleaner)
until she became a tweener
my Matty...
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Categories:
jabbering, 1st grade, age, best friend, childhood, dedication,
Form:
Rhyme
Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation
Emancipation proclamation from Samson fixation
Otherwise titled deep into my fiftieth year of passive aggressive rebellious puberty.
Yes, I chickened out getting a haircut yesterday August twenty seventh two thousand and twenty four as stated in a...
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Categories:
jabbering, 7th grade, 8th grade, adventure, angst, anxiety,
Form:
Rhyme
Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than
Ah... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.
While scrolling thru
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to jog my memory where
there
occurred power outage necessitated
more than divine...
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Categories:
jabbering, 12th grade, angst, dark, environment, faith, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Present Wedded Bliss Haint No Touchstone
Present wedded bliss haint no touchstone...
Circa ~ late spring/ early summer 1978
twas at behest of Harriet Harris,
thus due credit mother dearest
(she long since passed away)
who tried, to bribe, coax, exhort...
(protracted effort not all in vain),
cuz...
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Categories:
jabbering, adventure, appreciation, celebration, dedication, devotion, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber
Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)
Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.
Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...
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Categories:
jabbering, 1st grade, 2nd grade, adventure, age, birthday,
Form:
Free verse
Mark My Word
Mark my word...
Das führer Donald Trump will return with a vengeance
Trump wracked up an impressive
$122.00 million war chest
accumulating $82.00 million
merely proffering impish grin
between January and June of 2021;
now he sets his sites and will...
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Categories:
jabbering, 12th grade, abuse, america, betrayal, bullying, dark,
Form:
Rhyme
Cherry Tree Music Co-Op
Cherry Tree Music Co-op
alternately titled instant infatuation:
a moment of spontaneous spunk
instantaneously transformed
ordinarily shy guy into a quidnunc
courtesy powder milk biscuits
inside his mouth
bitesize morsels did plunk
wafted courtesy pheromones
found him punchdrunk
reclusive tendencies bubbled...
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Categories:
jabbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
Weird Fake News
Weird "fake" news
This pencil necked geek
did hair thru the long grapevine
actually following false tidbit
originated within imagination i.e. mine,
while stationed at Macbook Pro
laptop - time already inching close
to hour of rise and shine
yikes still no bloody...
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Categories:
jabbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, grave,
Form:
Free verse
The Old Prospector, the Crazy Old Fool
The Old Prospector, The Crazy Old Fool
Folks said that nasty fool is a damn old bat
times the bastard knows not where he is at
Rumor is he lives in shame for murdering a man
eats lizards and...
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Categories:
jabbering, crazy, discrimination, funny, truth, wisdom, words, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Cherry Tree Music Coop
Cherry Tree Music Co-op
(Saint Mary's Church -
3916 Locust Walk; City)
(Circa mid nineteen nineteen eighties
after the common lee
washed out tide dull era - CODA).
Naughty bits and pieces asper
an uneventful memory came...
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Categories:
jabbering, 8th grade, adventure, animal, courage, desire, introspection,
Form:
Narrative
The Hen House
Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant
dwells amongst an elder net
of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque
of old folks, only a portion of population I met
which achey, flaky, kooky motley crue
disgruntlement fed as peevish...
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Categories:
jabbering, care, class, environment, farewell, grave, nostalgia, retirement,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Somnambulant Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Somnambulant schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...
to anonymous readers March 22nd, 2022
(blustery and chilly Tuesday)
reminiscing about mein kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.
Into lonely senescence -
more'n three plus decades
plus three extra orbitz
around...
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Categories:
jabbering, absence, adventure, america, angst, anxiety, betrayal, bullying,
Form:
Free verse
hollywood
In Paris, society people unironically dress for dinner, go to cocktail parties (where the hostess has an obvious drinking problem), dine with Catholic Bishops, industrialists, politicians and occasional celebrities (usually for charity) in places dripping...
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Categories:
jabbering, adventure, celebrity, growing up, humor, paris, summer,
Form:
Free verse
Zarathustra Gave Me the Green Light Part Two
from conscionable, fashionable,
and inimitable laudable official,
regal unequivocal x all did (re: exalted)
gratuitously justifiable management,
this citizen banker does hint intend zealous altercation,
but bestir commonwealth, dutifully engineering
fairness, given hover into jaundiced keeper
LivingSocial lee,...
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Categories:
jabbering, america, anger, angst, betrayal, conflict, discrimination, fate,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Das Fuhrer Donald Trump Returns With a Vengeance
In a closed door speech Saturday April 10th, 2021,
thus far, he accumulated $85 million so far.
* * * * ...
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Categories:
jabbering, 11th grade, 12th grade, abuse, anger, betrayal,
Form:
Rhyme
Dreamtime: Woodenman
Unbeknownst to me, WoodenMan enjoyed quite a cotillion of female admirers. With
his rosewood
dimples barely lifted in permanent bemusement, women found him adorable, though
decidedly eunuch.
It all began the night I visited the local...
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Categories:
jabbering,
Form:
Narrative
Oodles of Robins Harbinger of Spring This Brutally Cold March 5th 2021
Oodles of robins; harbinger of spring this brutally cold March 5th, 2021
Turdus migratorius -
otherwise known as robin red breast
jabbering Kon'nichiwa i.e. honorable guest
gather materials to craft nest
their beaks poking soft ground
regarding persistent quest
to sustain diet...
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Categories:
jabbering, appreciation, beautiful, bird, creation, destiny, environment, nature,
Form:
Rhyme
Redemption Lost and Silenced Thanks To Trump 1
Yukon just coon sitter me a copacetic, energetic, ironic language lover (English is ma lingua franca late mother tongue), who waxes poetic, but tall so one babbling, creaking, and dabbling dis arming marine naval (gazing)...
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Categories:
jabbering, 12th grade, age, america, conflict, corruption, grave,
Form:
Free verse
Schlerotic Schlemiel Schleps and Says Shalom
Schlerotic schlemiel schleps...and says Shalom...
to anonymous readers March 6th, 2021
(blustery and chilly Saturday)
reminiscing about mien kampf,
when precious irretrievable youth
frittered away within
emotional wilderness of mine.
Into lonely senescence -
three plus decades already elapsed
trepidation, hesitation, abdication... unbearably
tugging, shouldering,
remonstrating...
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Categories:
jabbering, absence, books, boy, destiny, growing up, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Ah Tis Nothing Greater Than
Ah... tis nothing greater than...
malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!
Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the Jack of all trades
maintenance technician
Kevin Blank said he would notify
HVAC expert in good faith,
yet to compliment...
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Categories:
jabbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
Embarkation Upon Meditation
Embarkation upon meditation...
Believe me you upon manifestation
regarding Das godaddy bing linkedin
with avast cosmic consciousness
self induced light hypnotic trance
I become enthralled
unless wife disrupts intent concentration
calling out "Matt...Matt...Matt"
bajillion times Googleplex
(slight hyperbole for literary effect),
subsequently courtesy
disembodied voices
deliver poetic...
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Categories:
jabbering, 11th grade, 12th grade, atheist, health, husband,
Form:
Elegiac Lyric
Jesus and the Child of Grace
In an old vineyard
When Jesus was just a lamb
His coat eight years old
Working with the chaste Joseph
His father and guide
As the beloved Mary
Kneeled and prayed to God
In their...
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Categories:
jabbering, angel, brother, child, children, christian, jesus, religious,
Form:
Choka
Anemic Checking Account
This Citizen Banker
safely in his compound doth attest,
sans donning his typical
gabbling and trumpeting ways,
while legally tendered,
...
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Categories:
jabbering, 10th grade, 11th grade, 5th grade, giving,
Form:
Free verse