Long Hubbies Poems

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Premium Member Choc'Lit

Some folks buy choc'lit for almost every special event.
I've heard of hubbies buying it for discord to prevent!
But I don't need a motive or any momentous occasion.
I'll savor that ambrosia anytime, with little or no persuasion!

Choc'lit white, light or dark, it really matters not.
Better yet with nuts! Now that really hits the spot!
'Tis the nector of the gods as that rich, pure choc'lit
Oozes over and saturates a delectable banana split!

Should my spouse ever muse, "Whatever shall I bake?"
My reply will always be, "I want a German choc'lit cake!"
And there's no better way my taste buds to seduce,
Than to end a sumptuous meal with a creamy choc'lit mousse!

When on occasion too many rum-filled choc'lits I ate,
It made me somewhat giddy and difficult to navigate!
My feelings you would certainly never, ever ruffle,
Should you deign to offer me a gooey choc'lit truffle!

The return to dust is inevitable - it we cannot postpone,
So I've concocted this epitaph to etch upon my stone:
"Dear Lord, be merciful as my eternal bourne I begin;
Please forgive me, a chocoholic, should it be deemed a sin!"
Form: Rhyme


Premium Member A Valentine's Meal Deal - Bawdy

I need meat on Valentine ’s Day
A Love Sausage was on display
We will eat one tonight
And to hubbies delight
Much later he will get a lay

But hubby keeps pestering me.
To see my ‘pasties’ after tea.
I will give him some hassle.
About my titty tassle,
Cos they are not very comfy

I admit, yes I have to confess,
A love sausage brought from M & S,
Is  a valentines treat,
Cos I do love my meat,
And there’s ‘pasties’ under my dress!


Fictional Poem For Libralori who loves eating Croissant's, thanks for the inspiration!

*M & S is a British Store, they are selling 'love sausages' for Valentine's Day

02/14/22
Form: Limerick

A Gem That Tricks

A GEM THAT TRICKS

A   Aficionados of gems find this gem emerald by day,ruby by night

G   Gem so rare and ravishing turns trickster in the light 
E   Embellishment in gold to adorn your beloved’s ring or pendant 
M   Mother Nature’s chameleon in stone, shiny and resplendent !   

T  This shares its status as June birthstone with cultured pearl and moonstone   
H  Hosts a magic show this pleochroic gem through its dramatic colour tone
A  Alexandrite is this precious gemstone genuinely gracious sans prudery
T  This mined in the Urals, named after Czar, seen in prized estate jewellery 

T The ladies with pride can flaunt one stone as two, in day and in night
R Radiating green or purplish red matching their dresses with delight
I  Invest once on this dear hubbies, it will save you from demand twice
C Chrysoberyl is the embedded mineral causing colour changes so nice 
K Kaleidoscope of gems this is with vivid hues and healing energy  
S Strengthens creativity and intuition as believed in astrology! 


25th October 2016
For contest-A Gem for Your Verse 
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire
© Anu Nayak  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Acrostic

Floozie Flotilla

Emerging sex scandal on the "Gaza flotilla": the organizer slept with all the activists. The "key organizer" of the world's most humane flotilla engaged in intimate relations with numerous mission participants right on board. On previous flotillas, Israeli military reported finding an anomalously large number of used and new condoms on the vessels. Was Greta Thunberg among them—we have no clue.

They went to break though sea blockade
Bring light to needy Palestine
A worthy cause when one is jade
A trip of orgy, by design

The amazons of our times
Or rather "dames on the loose"
Accuse Zion of awful crimes
For "noble cause" enjoyed abuse

To screw like there's no tomorrow
Abandon hubbies and proceed
Support Hamas, by moans and sorrow
No doubt, a courageous deed

When yacht becomes a battleground
Heroic act was their protest
Thereafter, all went homeward bound
Tight-lipped about "two bar" test

April 15, 2026
© Ed Kay  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Winter Bugs - Now a Collaboration

Lin, sorry to hear, as I am sick too
But I know it's not covid or the flu
Been blowing my raw nose
Sneezing still comes and goes
Maybe this cold needs a brandy or two

Written by Tania Kitchin


Hi poets, I've not been ignoring you
I've been battling the naughty germ, the flu
Writing this just to say
Feeling better today
I'll catch up on comments. Merci beaucoup!

Written by Lin Lane


Poor Tania and Lin are both ailing
I’m healthy but my muse is sailing
Away on a cruise
So I’ve got the blues
My chagrin is not worth detailing!

Written by Jan Allison


What I'm about to tell you is no lies
And it may come to you as a surprise
That all your sneezes
And all your wheezes
Are caused by covid virus in disguise

Written by Tom Cunningham


Tania and Lin, want to make a confession
They went out on the town for a session
But some bug sneezed in their wine,
On his way back from Des Moine’s
Now Feds have nailed him for indiscretion

Written by David Kavanagh


Poor Tania and Lin are both sick
In blighty we say Tom and Dick
But struck by girl flu
We men would boo hoo
So I’m getting out of here QUICK!

Written by Terry Flood


Our friends, Lin and Tania- feeling ill
Seems they both have a cough, cold...and a chill
They wrote each other a letter
To make each other feel better
So, their hubbies could get back on the pill

Written by Charles Messina


Everyone feels sick at the same darn time
This is a get well limerick in rhyme
No more sneezing issues
You've used all the tissues
Drink some tequila and suck on a lime!" 

Written by Mark Koplin
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Such Thoughtful Gifts - For Chris

We met up for a coffee 
to enjoy a ‘little chat’ 
and catch up on the gossip
I guess most gals do that!

Chris gave me a bag of goodies
it sure gave my heart a lift
A puzzle book to keep me busy
was a very thoughtful gift

A box of hand made ginger fudge
and a bar of Cadbury’s choc
I’ll be ripping off their wrappers -
good job they don’t have a padlock!

The final gift really made me smile
a pocket sized pack of little tissues
for mopping up tears of laughter
and not for hubbies cancer issues!

I met up with my wonderful friend Chris a couple of days before we flew off for my hubby to start his cancer treatment, her gifts were absolutely perfect especially the puzzle book as there is a lot of waiting around time and who doesn’t need candy to give them a lift! 

5/12/19
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Puppies Swim With Guppies-

Nothing but puppies;
Swam with the guppies;
Hang out cause their buddies, 
When they get out of the pool yukky
Smelly are the fur biddies, 
And those floppies, kitties,putties, putty, puffy, bunnies, 
Eaten all the yuppy gummies, 
While those piggies huskies  tummy’s are muddy
Biddies,  buddy, buggies,  bunny, butties, copies,cubbies, cuppy, druggies, Duckies,  fluffy, funny, fuzzy,
Guppies, hungry for honey, 
hubbies, huggies, huskies,  lovelies, lucky, lumpy, money, monies, muddy, mummies, nappies,piggies, pities,  puppy
Swam with the guppies;
Hang out cause their buddies, 
Nothing but puppies;

5/15/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2019
Form: Rhyme

Tickle the The Bigtoe

From The Desk of.......Missouri Mentez Waffo
                         Crowned Steppingstone Champion Five times 
                 Missouri Trophy Tournament Makes Contender Number One
                          Contender in Three different leagues and
                             Makes the Winner Current and defending
                            Missouri Champion: Tournament pending
                         upon the current Position of the Trophy Holder

Miffle snizzle gupper shran! Dizzle Nezzle swooper swant! Yeah ? Yeah? gulper Sayez super swoop! Alto, samples shoe heel top. She-it, gals be blowing rounds, tickling there fanasies and getting down. Dop, dop, ah Rump-it Dah dootle Ramfut, Ah dopple, dopple swoop and foole!Candy coat my tootle flav, and make my hips swoggle swoop! Sooth the edges Baby. The feather in my hat takes flight, and my woman aint acting right. These wonez like me. Baby, baby can't this be. I know I'm in love! Tilt Did hur thang Wiff Bouis! Reedmember? A guitar Man iz hard to find. And a Desent Chello keeps everythang Mellow. Swoop the top, and and glop, lay-it down on top. Get that suppa ready Baby, hubbies coming Home!
Form: Ballade

Protecting Your Environment

The globe is a shrubbery we must safeguard like our own world,
World of women’s physiques with un-upkept in between,
In-between growing huge shrubs untended and jamboreeing silent bugs,
Bugs spread as weeds when a savannah of hair buckskins the sun.

Sun vanished in thickets can distress the peace of hubbies,
Hubbies ramble like agrarians looking for grounds that respire with health,
Health produces where spotless rivers run and razors clear the trail,
Trail through the wasteland teaches that shaving is pruning.

Pruning protects both soil and skin from pungent shade,
Shade over basins or over women offers unseen diseases,
Diseases cautions us that negligence of earth rears regret,
Regret dwindles when we shield every allotment with affection.

Affection describes such a woman who never weeds her land,
Land producing human beings should not be that bushy,
Bushy and causing it smelly, a condition able to generate germs,
Germs that spoil the body and the feelings that repel lovers. 

Poem by Mugisho T.N

Premium Member Identical Twin Sisters

Two identical twin sisters, Mary and Sue
  Wiggled their way to maturity
     As twin sisters often do

Passed notes in K-5, then their
  Grades took a dive, in high school
    Which they slept through
      More dead than alive

So to community college they went
  Part of a big tent of immigrants
    Flunk-outs and folks who rent

There they shaped up, earning all A's
  Entered the 'Big U' at the end of the day
    Where all their friends were bi, trans or gay

But they managed their courses to pass
  And swish-boom-bang-fast
    They got married and each had two kids  

When as so often happens to sister twins
  They wondered with silly grins
     "What kind of pickle have we put ourselves in?"

We really aren't happy, and our hubbies are sappy
   Our kids wear us out, all their pissing, so crappy
      We don't even know if we're straight or we're gay

"We'd better start over," 
   That's what they said
      So that's what they did
        Passing notes to each other
          As sister twins identical often do
                ~ Oh, brother!
Form: Narrative

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