Identical Twin Sisters

Two identical twin sisters, Mary and Sue Wiggled their way to maturity As twin sisters often do Passed notes in K-5, then their Grades took a dive, in high school Which they slept through More dead than alive So to community college they went Part of a big tent of immigrants Flunk-outs and folks who rent There they shaped up, earning all A's Entered the 'Big U' at the end of the day Where all their friends were bi, trans or gay But they managed their courses to pass And swish-boom-bang-fast They got married and each had two kids When as so often happens to sister twins They wondered with silly grins "What kind of pickle have we put ourselves in?" We really aren't happy, and our hubbies are sappy Our kids wear us out, all their pissing, so crappy We don't even know if we're straight or we're gay "We'd better start over," That's what they said So that's what they did Passing notes to each other As sister twins identical often do ~ Oh, brother!