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We are the days that we’ve become. 
moments dripping gifted from
the lounging clocks in rolling melted sightings, 
given by the gifted madness of a soulmate’s fightings. 

Our lives wrapped up in phrases coined
in books like,...

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Categories: cut the crap, allegory, america, computer, crazy, extended metaphor, irony,
Form: Rhyme



Experienced Drivers
I was asked to read some poetry down at an old folks home,
Where they'd lost need for toothbrushes, and naturally a comb,
That is the blokes of course, who are gummy, stooped and bald, 
And closing...

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Categories: cut the crap, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Get It Straight
GET IT STRAIGHT BBL

Let the wind be still
I wanna speak below my breathe
Let d breeze blow with ease
I want to sneeze but in peace

Let the beautiful flower blossom in red
I wanna speak and be heard
I'm...

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Categories: cut the crap, anxiety, betrayal, care, cheer up, desire, feelings,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Division Of Neighbor
‘Hey stomach,’ says anus,
‘Would you cut the crap.’
“It’s not me,’ stomach says;
‘I won’t take the wrap.

It’s what they’re eating,
So blame teeth and mouth.
I’m innocent,’ says stomach,
‘For that filth down south.’

Brain has a good laugh
At organ...

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Categories: cut the crap, analogy, betrayal, body,
Form: Rhyme
No Go
6/1/22

Been in a chokehold
This world can be so cold
Lucky if you can grow old
Often things shook up like a snow globe
Do you know what it's like to have no home?
On the population a government spies,...

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Categories: cut the crap, dark, deep, life, poetry, rap, sad, truth,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Mood Swings - Collaboration with Ink Empress

There is no escape from strange morning whims, 
when irritation causes numbness in my limbs.
Dawn has become an unwelcome nemesis, 
rage for sunrise an uncontrollable genesis,
disturbing the peace of my silent reverie, 
tormenting all that...

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© Silent One  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the crap, angst, anxiety, mental health,
Form: Rhyme
Wrapped
"Wrapped"
(Verse 1)
Swaddled, cuddled 
Oooohhhh I feel snuggled
Warmth of a heart
Where do I start
Feeling so safe 
Don't want to leave this place 
But I know got to get up
Can't live my life tucked (tucked)
Hanging on barely...

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Categories: cut the crap, art,
Form: ABC
Premium Member The Funny Side of Suicide
A friend of mine once inquired 
if I had suicide on my brain. 
"EVERY TIME I SEE YOU...
you chase away the rain." 

She looked a little puzzled 
but thanked me none the less, adding:
"Are you...

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Categories: cut the crap, humorous, me, hair, me, suicide, time,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member So Long, Marlene
So long, Marlene, we mean to say, we'll miss you when you go
The thought of you will cheer us through this tide of chill and snow
Through winter storm stay snug and warm beside the fire's...

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Categories: cut the crap, humor, retirement,
Form: Rhyme
Love Bound
We touch I feel a rush
We clutch it isn't much          
I can't feel my heart beat when I see you on street*
    ...

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Categories: cut the crap, love,
Form: Lyric
Cerebral
I wonder how quickly my cat will learn 
to equate scratching the table with 
my getting off the couch to swat in her direction 
and if she will start to think 
"hey, since she's up,...

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Categories: cut the crap, introspection
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Troubles Transcendental
Somewhere over the Rainbow in Proximity to the Castles in the Air 

"A man may fish with the worm that hath eat of a king, 
and eat of the fish that hath fed of that...

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Categories: cut the crap, pain,
Form: Sonnet
Prologue Chapter 1


      Gus shook his head and began pairing 
everyone up in teams...
Then, WailersWitch walked in.
Followed closely by EllenDegenerate 
who was sniffing behind WailersWitch 
and snaking the air with her forked...

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Categories: cut the crap, art,
Form: I do not know?
Under Your Spell
Under your spell 
Am I in heaven or hell?
I’ve bled too many times
The clock still chimes

Under your spell
You torture me…I’m falling in a well
I’ve said “I love you” too many times
The clock still chimes

My dreams...

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Categories: cut the crap, angel, angst,
Form: Free verse
God Broke Code of Heavy Load
i did have to comb
what had been left of my dome
while i would be home

had been lead astray
God told us we should obey
Use underarm spray

much sugar with spice
had been found in paradise
without sin or vice

with...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the crap, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
For Charlotte
Chazz your like my kitty
Phoebe
With your act of the witty
And your dance so crazy

I am enchanted with
Your "bubbly-Wubbly'"talk
Your the girl to be with
During A Dead Zone walk

Now my bro's making
My cat Rap
O god For saking:
"Sufyan,Cut...

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Categories: cut the crap, friendship
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Entitlement
I am not amazed he lost both sight and fight
She walked unfettered into calm
In "Paris Blues" one peach-clad pussycat was pursued
The Proprietor's goal lacked glitter
Historically, he knew better
She departed 
He felt the blues

He wore imaginary...

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Categories: cut the crap, conflict,
Form: Free verse
Read Over Again
Read Over Again

There are certain things that I often wish
When reading my poems relish and embellish
Think they are greatest you ever have read
Bunch of bull found yourself not being fed.

Pleasing poems have Pulitzer Prize potential
While...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the crap, funny, humorous, silly,
Form: Couplet
Poems Are Definately Democratic
Poems Are Definately Democratic

My poems definitely did become democratic;
While hearing Trump raising so  much static;
Commotion caused,
With his small paws;
Being terrible had been his biggest tactic.

Trump has not only confiscating the clover,
He sure had been...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cut the crap, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Crap Shoot Poetry Contest
On the surface 
you’re all sweetness and light

But ... 
the truth is life isn't a game
and if I were to start digging
digging deeper than a gravediggers soiled shovel
I'd see through your libelous lies 
which spread...

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Categories: cut the crap, bullying, poetry, slam,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mister Know-it-All
    A holiday comes
      a holiday goes
   Will it come again
      God only knows

   Aw, cut the crap
...

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Categories: cut the crap, holiday, prayer, war, world,
Form: Rhyme

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