Long Chew the fat Poems

Most people got married in June because
They took their yearly bath in May
Body odor was the reason
Of the flowers in a bouquet

A big tub of hot water was used
For a bath, so that's not complex...

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Eiger counter


"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water," please the water was clean after 
father and mother and the water was better than ever even after the brother but 
when eye took my...

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I am not a cowboy, though I wear a cowboy hat
and the boots I wear have pointed toes and heels that ain’t near flat.
I want to be a cowboy, but I’m stopped by one condition
I...

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Defined By Idioms

Naked truth, bent nails
dead men tell no tales
bad Apple, broken mirrors
burnt out light bulbs, crocodile tears
spilt milk, goose chase
two cents worth, rat race
rotten egg, bad to the bone
eagle eye, no place like home.
bat...

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Mama's Golden Pond Cried


Mama loved to chew 
off the Golden Pond
bone
chew the fat
of their autumn leaves, 
dressed in splendor,
a scenic lake and cabin,
her pseudo stage,
of her new found barbies,
smiling at her
smile they did
so minted the...

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The guests have come and gone, now back to the old routine.
We showed them all the tourists spots, partook of local cuisine,
Put many miles on the old sedan and spent a ton of dough!
Sure was...

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The guests have come and gone, now back to the old routine.
We showed them all the tourist spots, partook of local cuisine;
Put many miles on the old sedan and spent a ton of dough!
Sure was...

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Is there a place in heaven
Where old deckies muster
A sheltered safe haven away
From any wild storm's bluster
From sail to steam to diesel
United one and all
By the harvesting of the sea 
And the handling of the...

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32 have taken their own lives.
Leaving behind, children, friends and wives
How much longer is this to go on
Devastating families is totally wrong 

No person should get to this state
When they could just chat to a...

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The wonders of the Cell Phone
By Franklin Price
6/12/2016

The wonders of the cell phone,
If you can call it that,
Are miraculous and myriad
Not just there to chew the fat.

Can make a call, or text a friend,
Take a...

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Times photo 

First shot you're in the stomach. The ultimate invasion sits upon the blind tails of a used clock. The winding roads and cement sidewalk plead from the usual birds of sunrise.

The second shot...

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Mayhaps today we could have a  little chat
Just natter on a bit, ‘bout this and ‘bout that
Of nothing great nor of things grand
But what is common to the common man

Let’s not try to impress,...

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The Elected

Sharks leave the water to campaign on land
Drink Champagne at political parties
Draw blood; circle around, troll for enemies 
Take contributions with a wink
Tease young girls, kiss babies, follow rules
To the point of razor sharp...

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If you'll indulge me, this short poem, based on George Formby's WW2 forces song, was inspired by my son;'s experiences of backpacking in India over the past month. In that time he met ONE other...

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Every now and then, 
everyone could use a friend.
~
To sit and chat
and chew the fat.
~
Listening to tunes or chatting about the weather,
While we sit and talk together.
~
To catch up on the news,
or make up new...

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I don't wanna hear it,
you grinning Cheshire cat
Go wipe your dirty feet somewhere else
Spreading your gossip fact
with a web of lies and innuendo
Your eight eyes
love peeping into other people lives
through a cracked window
Weaving your idle...

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About

Now I’m retired, free of bosses
And fools and spinners of bull;
Now I’m retired and free:
“Working”… was being trapped in a
Spinning washing machine

Should I explain, or let you imagine?

Now I’m retired: targets have gone;
Together with days...

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There's a sickness that is spreading
Take cover cause it is heading
Toward you in a sweeping motion
Causing a big huge commotion
Confusing all of human kind
Turning wheels in their mind
Because they have never known
What this new action...

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What in the World

God greeted me with poems by the galore
So I will write this one and many more
For your to read, praise, love and adore
And share with you others I have in store.

Now it...

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MY GOD SAYS dedicated to GOD IS SPEAKING MINISTRIES
Talk
say (anything/something)
utter
state
 My God declares declare
tells
 by His voice narrative natures choice
Pronounce articulate enunciate
Vocalize verbalize
Enounce My God says
o	have a conversations
"Last time He spoke"
My God says have a...

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Do You Like what You Are Seeing
By Franklin Price
7/19/2016

Do you like what you are seeing,
In the world in which we live?
Do you only talk about it
When there's something you could give?

Do you keep up with...

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We talk, we rap, we connect, we chat
  To figure out where our heads are at
We discuss, we explain, criticize, clarify
  We ask a few questions: What, where and why

We argue, debate, yell,...

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