Long Beano Poems
Long Beano Poems. Below are the most popular long Beano by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Beano poems by poem length and keyword.
Walter Iv: a New FriendWalter Bomble was in a bad mood today.
Because only that morning he was moved away
From his cozy home at the foot of the bed;
In Joey’s room with a view of the shed.
But that wasn’t...
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Categories:
beano, animal, child,
Form:
Rhyme
Walter V: a Father's PrideHe comes to his father holding his pet,
“Something’s wrong with Beano, he needs a vet!”
The Father looks down and seeing the frog,
Struggles with words to explain to the sprog.
So he takes a deep breath and...
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Categories:
beano, animal, boy, father son, pride,
Form:
Couplet
Cow GasThis is for Andrea D. who asked for my Cow Gas poems. I have at least one more to
post. Look for California Cows. Mike
Cow Gas
I’m putting my cows all...
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Categories:
beano, animals, satire, science, visionaryme,
Form:
Rhyme
Survival-of-the-littleStung with the absence of his father, he excruciatingly rumbled deep inside of his mother’s womb.
He stormed out already filled with disappointing void.
The mother’s joy was of uncertainty.
Memories of her husband, flashed...
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Categories:
beano, hurt,
Form:
Narrative
Dan DareDan Dare
by Robert (Bob) Moore (c) 2016
Clean your room my mam would say, it’s like a sty in there
I’d start to do what I was told, then find Eagle and Dan Dare
The Dandy and the...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, earth, remember,
Form:
Rhyme
I Married StinkyThere's nothing funny about flatuence
My wife has it all the time
Course she always blames it on me
And I'll always say, yes dear, it's mine
The worst time, is on those cold nights
With the covers pulled over...
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Categories:
beano, funnywife,
Form:
Rhyme
Granny's 12 Alarm ChiliYou hadn't had any forewarning
as you take a spoonful of
Granny's 12 alarm chili,
not knowing its the
calm before the storm
as its about to set off an alarm,
when you take your
first bite, you try to show...
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Categories:
beano, food, humor, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
The ReunionThe Reunion
I’ve been invited to a classroom reunion,
I can see my old chums over there.
Geordie Cockle has got a green suit on,
While Denver Crisp, is sporting no hair.
These people don’t look as I remember,
Some are...
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Categories:
beano, best friend, celebration, friendship, funny, high school,
Form:
Rhyme
Those Were the DaysFive stones
closing times
radiograms and
...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, history, nostalgia,
Form:
Verse
Past Times 2Five stones
closing times
radiograms and
seventy-eights
school caps
sticklebacks
saturday flicks,pooh sticks
Charabancs
...
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Categories:
beano, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
When You Bury MeWhen You Bury Me
Bury me with dentures in case I'll need to eat
a Beano annual from Christmas, nineteen-sixty-eight
summer scent remembered from the fallow field
my wee red trike with its wobbly wheels
Bury with me a walking...
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Categories:
beano, funeral, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
BeanoThe chara’ left the pub at seven thirty
The lads were there on time, and full of cheer
We heads off for the seaside, on our beano
Me mates and me and loads of lovely beer
As soon as...
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Categories:
beano, friendship, funny
Form:
Light Verse
Kids ComicsWith The Dandy, The Beano
The Eagle and Dan Dare
Dick Barton on the radio
The Goon Show on air
Riders of the Range
Journey into space
We kids of the fifties
Had our special place
Glued to the wireless
No screens in sight
The...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, happiness, memory,
Form:
Rhyme
My Sporting Inspirationre-post inspired by Brenda's contest
THE HERO
Every Tuesday on the dot,I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.A solitary
sixpence,all my wealth to pick up my favourite comic from his shelf.Not the
Beano,Beezer,Dandy or...
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Categories:
beano, inspirational, sports,
Form:
Ballade
Poetry In Motion Contest WilsonEvery Tuesday on the dot,
I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth
to pick up my favourite comic from his shelf.
Not the Beano,Beezer,Dandy or Eagle...
the Hotspur and Wizard were my...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, fantasy, nostalgia,
Form:
Quatrain
My Childhood HeroEvery Tuesday on the dot,
I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.
A solitary sixpence,all my wealth to pick up
my favourite comic from his shelf.Not the
Beano,Beezer,Dandy or Eagle...
the Hotspur and Wizard were...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, hero,
Form:
Narrative
Saved In My MemorybankFive stones closing times
radiograms & seventy-eights
school caps sticklebacks
saturday flicks pooh sticks
Charabancs ...
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Categories:
beano, nostalgia,
Form:
Rhyme
The HeroEvery Tuesday on the dot,I would be off to the newsagent like a shot.A solitary
sixpence,all my wealth to pick up my favourite comic from his shelf.Not the
Beano,Beezer,Dandy or Eagle...the Hotspur and Wizard were...
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Categories:
beano, childhood, nostalgia, sports, teen,
Form:
Epic
Betcha You'Re SpeechlessD'ya notice how handsome
This dude is today
Bet you're speechless
And totally amazed
Can't imagine the difficulty
You haven't a clue
To wake up, such a specimen
While maintaing my cool
Now you may think my beano
Is too big for my britches
But...
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Categories:
beano, humor,
Form:
Quatrain
Stomach FlewPEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?"
Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC
of her TUMS. If she's not hungry, you...
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Categories:
beano, funny, health, imagination
Form:
Narrative
H-Less JonFound a new friend, his name is Jon
Asked him, 'where the heck is your H?'
He tried to recall and seemed to remember
There was a shortage in 1938
Parents failed to put their order in on time
So...
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Categories:
beano, funny, missing, missing,
Form:
Quatrain
Till the Day I Keel OverMy gait is much slower
My memory's shot
The hair on my beano
Is thinning a lot
My mind doesn't notice
Thinks nothing's changed
Who am I kidding
I must be deranged
Now starting to notice
These things that occur
On a near daily basis
Pretty...
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Categories:
beano, happiness, life,
Form:
Quatrain
The England Captain Throttled a KoalaAnd why not?
The Lucky country
Bodyline
Human skittles
Murder Incorporated
Swing lube
I sit with friends and
We put
Together our greatest XI
To face Mars
My father shouts, "That's out!"
And the umpire gives it
My son reads The Beano and is...
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Categories:
beano, my child, mythology,
Form:
Free verse
CuresThere are so many cures today
There's help for whatever comes your way
There's an almost cure for headaches that linger
Most of the time they can reattach a severed finger
There's transplants for thinning hair
And so...
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Categories:
beano, health, life, science,
Form:
Rhyme