Funny Legend Poems | Examples
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There once was an angry old man,
Who thought he had the only plan.
He was smarter than most,
And of this he would boast.
He thought of himself as just grand.
The angry old man had a wife,
Whose life he oft filled with strife.
He described her as moody,
Just stupid and broody.
She told him to go get a life.
Spin a new yarn
Just for pure fun
Tell a fond tale
Do make a sale
Glimpse a new myth
Borne by strange birth
Spy new agents
Sense old legends
Start your story
Style things happy
Niche fond tidings
In glad findings
Pile warm highlight
With plain insight
Go deeper now
With why and how
Weave a sure plot
Watch precious thought
Let fun flood play
In funny say
Beyond the plain
New ventures gain
Leon Enriquez
24 September 2014
Singapore
If you find a way to the old ruins,
Stop, tired hiker, and direct your glance
To the remains of the past owners’ wealth.
They can still delight and hold your breath
Though the stone walls seem to be deserted.
They forgot their brightest period
When a rich king needed a secret place -
A well-hidden, and cozy, and nice space
To meet a young beauty – this king’s great love.
The closest neighborhood was very tough:
Wild, thick forests with big game and robbers,
With witches, and night ghosts, and big monsters.
The rich king crossed the drawbridge every night
To leave chambers and the girl at twilight,
The deep moat protected his young lover
Against a wild bear or a robber.
But the time was cruel and merciless
Even for such a beautiful goddess;
King’s late visits were rare and rare,
Only night monsters still gave a scare.
This fruit became not forbidden enough -
The girl was left finally - o, poor love!
The king lost his heart in another place.
You may see, hiker, the mysterious space…