Watching Matt Lauer & all those big shots squirm ~ Now that's entertainment!
Entry in "One Liner Entertainment"
Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Silent One
Categories:
lauer, how i feel, perspective,
Form: Monoku
More of Matt Lauer
Maybe Megan possibly is some plant;
Determine Matt's misconduct and slant;
On not rely;
Roving eye;
God never agreed and did rave and rant.
Jim Horn
Categories:
lauer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
He Cannot Deny
There are things that he cannot deny;
Did take advantage of and profit by,
What others did;
Some have hid,
Is headache and sty in another's eye.
About Matt Lauer
Jim Horn
Categories:
lauer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Found It Hard To Believe
Backs of others Trump liked to stroke
Sold us down river when we went broke
Went down an avenue to play in a park
Supporters were eaten by a loan shark.
With himself hard time trying to grapple
Said people in Phiadelphia who ate scrapple
Were found drowned in a swimming pool
Which was all full of mush loose stool.
Local loser supporters gathered around
To hear New York accent an awful sound
King Kong was seen on Trump Tower
Wanted his picture taken by Matt Lauer.
(Also, we heard that Trump went bonkers;
Tower must be transferred to Younkers.)
Trump liked his food served localized
Fell on floor and server was severely criticized;
Trump as usual really had been bluffing;
Us with turkey crap he started stuffing.
We finally arrived at rear end of story
His blood and guts were in their glory
From superfluous sinful stories he told;
Were so many blamed them on Manifold.
How do you fold up a manifold sin
without being short sheeted? Good
question.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Proverbial Retired Veteran and Poet
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Categories:
lauer, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Hillary and Hair Horn Haiku
With you secret I should share
Hillary and messed up hair
More she must take care.
Looks like she just got
out of the shower lately.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Oh, and my Dad CPO Arthur Frederick Horn,
AOC was killed while serving on the
USS Intrepid.
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Categories:
lauer, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Haiku
Birke/Birch/Abedul
Im sanften Abendlicht
Wehen die Blätter der Birke
Goldfähnchen im Wind
In soft evening light
The leaves of the birch flutter
Golden banners in the wind
En suave luz de la tarde
Ondean las hojas del abedul
Banderitas de oro en el viento
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Wildgänse/Wild Geese/Gansos Salvajes
Im verlierendem Licht
Der schrille Ruf der Wildgänse
Vorbote des Winters
In a fading light
The shrill calls of wild geese
An early sign of winter
En una luz apagando
Agudos gritos de gansos salvajes
Precursor del invierno
Kormoran/Cormorant/Cormorán
Über tanzendem Schilf
Im hohen Baum auf der Lauer
Sitzt wartend der Kormoran
Above rocking reeds
A cormorant in his look-out
Lurking from a high tree
Sobre el cañaveral
En un alto árbol está al acecho
Un cormorán está esperando
Categories:
lauer, nature
Form: Haiku