A Day In the Life of a Farmer
...Gonna wake up
At the brink of dawn
With the d a r n little red rooster
Cock-a-doodle doodling alarm
Saddle
My horse and ride out
Cross the river to the green field about
Make sure those ...
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Categories:
lambchop, animal, farm,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Thoughts To Ponder
...Satan's Puppet.......
-----Lambchop
Satan's dessert......
-----death by chocolate
Satan's drink
-----a hurricane?
Satan's perfume....
----Poison
Satan's meal....
----a shepherds pie...
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Categories:
lambchop, funny,
Form: List
Green Eggs and Gooseberry Jam
...Heckle and Jeckle, jellyroll jam,
Ponce de Leon’s Fountain of Youth.
Little kids like to eat green eggs and ham;
So do you – now tell me the truth!
One fish, two fish, red, white and blue fish,...
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Categories:
lambchop, children, funny, old, old,
Form: Rhyme