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Lago Poems - Poems about Lago


Premium Member Chronicles of the Pied Piper of Mar-A-Lago
I'm not sure how it all began, When this soothsayer became heroic to some. As he molded a story of greatness, Against what our nation has now become. Those that listened were mesmerized by his fable, As he wove a tale of conspiracy and doubt. Then his minions spread the veil of shadows, To every corner with whispers they could shout. Almost...

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Categories: lago, corruption, political,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Duke of Mar-A-Lago
(Sung to the tune of Gilbert and Sullivan’s "The Duke of Plaza Toro," from The Gondoliers) When all the land did take a stand When bugs we all were fighting He led the nation from behind (He found it more exciting) But when it came to placing blame His place was in the fore, O! That pixilated Bloviated Overrated President The Duke of Mar-a-Lago When faced...

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Categories: lago, america, analogy, corruption, humor,
Form: Lyric



Bay Baygerat
Laho vich nasha menu peen de lor nai Dil de manna menu deen de lor nai Marwa menu goli hoor jeen de lor nai....

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Categories: lago, addiction, art, celebrity, drug,
Form: Lyric
Mar-A-Lago Poker
The wife took a job that pays pretty fair Combing out daylight from Trump's orange hair Displaying his lust Trump stares at her bust Confirming an Ace can not beat a pair!...

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Categories: lago, humor,
Form: Limerick
Sabbath Lie Mar-A-Lago Chapel
When the wife bent over downtown It caused all of the nuns to frown For - to their dismay - Right there on display Was alms for the poor upside-down!...

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Categories: lago, humor,
Form: Limerick



Nothing Rhymes At Mar-A-Lago
The wife was out seeking true love Which men tend to think rhymes with "stove" And even worse Is Donald's nurse Who insists it only means "MOVE"!...

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Categories: lago, word play,
Form: Limerick
Cinco De Mayo
Cinco de Mayo At Mar-a-Lago Is serving up Mexican lies Trump welcomes us all To pay for his Wall In a scam each Republican buys You know Wells Fargo And Mar-a-Lago Are models of integrity Well, that big Caravan Is Cartel to a man There is no true refugee! So forget the backlash Just send Trump your cash For a Wall that defines liberty!...

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Categories: lago, discrimination, freedom, humanity, immigration,
Form: Verse
Yes, I Pier Irma Donned To Crush Mar a Lago Estate
To Crush Mar a Lago Estate, and lower the Economic debt ceiling... Now that DACA docked amidst marshy tidal outskirts of Poker flats (readied to be sunk) off shore (beach combing divers – ectoplasmic flotsam glorying hated issue jubilant keynote minions: piloting, substantiating, validating rumors Trump didst roar and spout soon after taking helm sans mis-administering United...

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Categories: lago, america, anger, anxiety, crush,
Form: I do not know?

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