Lagers Poems - Poems about Lagers

..."Ballinger's pride will be the death of him," Was the last muttering of the old cyclops before The poison took over. Never trust unicorn bartenders. Young Gallimay, the town's token centaur, W......

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...T'was the night before Christmas and through the beer store folks were procuring Christmas cheer by the score. They came from near and far to get bottles of rum to make yummy eggnog and to its ple......

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...4/19/21 This goes out to whoever I got to do better And keep it together Blinded by it The reason why I buy it Can't deny it I continue to try it For a period of time, I was able to fight......

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...I noticed her limp immediately when she sat next to me on the bench in the park outside of the Prado. I inquired about her deep brown eyes behind her octagonal glasses that looked sad and defeat......

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...1/21/19 "OAT" I was wrong to quit It's been too long I admit Was gone a bit On a trip Putting down lagers quick Now I'm back with a stronger grip Deep down in the water sits The key for you ......

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...aswirl within tremendous maelstroms universal united uninhabitable cauldron tempered with analogous: outrageous, portentous thunderous cacophony in tandem with thick mucilaginous fog metaphor......

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...The armies they are massing: They line and ring every shore, every strand bristling with  The deadliest of weapons; The tocsin should be sounded,  And every cannon is round at its bore. Fires ra......

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...8/28/17 " One day I may Leave impressions Questions About simple things and other dimensions With different facial expressions Paying attention In all directions With good intentions Le......

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...BEERS One is a lager, one is an ale One of them darker, one of them pale One has aroma with plenty of flavor One you might guzzle, one you just savor One tastes of oranges or maybe its wheat On......

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...She is scantly dressed as she twirls and dances she dances on a raised platform with eyes staring Her clients mostly male partaking lagers and beers Her job involves dancing and teasing these clie......

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...This is the best beer I've ever had.  Yes, The best beer I've ever had.  No beer is really bad, but  This is the best beer I’ve ever had.   Beer’s invention was accidental I’m told.  Something about......

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...When the day dwindles pale...with my tall mug of ale I'm a weepy ole' fool , it is quite plain to see I'll shed many a tear ore' the wee smallest thing I am known to spill oceans, with a tall chug......

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...Setting: outdoor pub in Prague. On the table: brews! Reason: hungry, tired and So many beers to choose. At the table next to us, Americans on tour, Drinking beer in every town, As much as pubs could......

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...Conversations confusing Google bots are oozing as I type Quiet yet quite the riot Gents lament a Goddess rant Counting Coronets that can’t… Hailing comments that She shan’t Whale her song from ......

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