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Lactaid Poems - Poems about Lactaid


Stomach Flew

...PEPTO BISMOL said to her friend, "MLANTA's coming over, what should I serve?"

Her friend replied, "Perhaps your ANTACID would like a PRILOZEC salad, if she has ZANTAC
of her TUMS.  If she's not h...
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Categories: lactaid, funny, health, imagination
Form: Narrative

Book: Reflection on the Important Things