Katzenjammer Poems | Examples


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Premium Member Call Me A Superhero


Amanda said I was a real “sketch”
I'm taking that as a compliment
Not some colourful cartoon character
Wonder what it represents

Hope I'm more like Superman
Than that scatter brain Daffy Duck
Old Dick Tracy kinda makes sense
Or Sylvester running amok

Can't be Blondie but maybe Dagwood
Maybe Terry of Pirates fame
Perhaps one of the Katzenjammer Kids
Or The Torch to set hearts aflame

Always thought I was more like Batman
With that fairy like Robin by his side
Actually wasn't cut out for super hero-ness
Seeing trouble I run away and hide


(Was really into comic strip characters
as a young 'un!)

Premium Member Coming Back Home

Curtis was never one to stay in one place for very long

Oh my God they said when they looked at his passport

Multiple entries border crossings migration and search of 

Inner Self and ironically a fix point in his travelling mind

No go zone was merely an encouragement to defy advice

Grand locations unexposed jewels magical treasure islands

Baking in the sun basking in downpour and floating on joy

Another journey one more rite of passage before settling

Coming home to hidden places he had never been before

Kaleidoscopes Katzenjammer Kettledrums Knowledge

Hitherto homeless he gallivanted to more distant shore-lines

On full steam of restlessness experiences and adventures 

Minded his voyage but remained a foreigner nevertheless

Eventually he ran out of escape routes and returned home


21st February 2021

Premium Member The Katzenjammer Kids

How many remember the Katzenjammer kids
A comic strip from the forties when I was a kid
Made me chuckle a bunch
Chomping on Sunday lunch
Their silly antics made me pee in my crib


Premium Member Katzenjammer Kids

How many remember the Katzenjammer kids
A comic strip from the forties when I was a kid
Made me chuckle a bunch
Chomping on Sunday lunch
Their silly antics made me pee in my crib

Premium Member The Katzenjammer Kids

How many remember the Katzenjammer kids
A comic strip from the forties when I was a kid
Made me chuckle a bunch
Chomping on Sunday lunch
Their silly antics made me pee in my crib

Premium Member Call Me a Super Hero

Terry said I was a real “sketch”

I'm taking that as a compliment

Not some colourful cartoon character

Wonder what it represents

Hope I'm more like Superman

Than that scatter brain Daffy Duck

Old Dick Tracy kinda makes sense

Or Sylvester running amok

Can't be Blondie but maybe Dagwood

Maybe Terry of Pirates fame

Perhaps one of the Katzenjammer Kids

Or The Torch to set hearts aflame

Always thought I was more like Batman

With that fairy like Robin by his side

Wasn't cut out for super hero-ness

Seeing trouble I run away and hide

I'm being silly really sorry about that

I'm unique and a one of a kind

If you still want to call me a Super Hero

Just call me the Hulk, that's fine!



© Jack Ellison 2015


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