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Kants Poems - Poems about Kants


A Former Slender Man Lapsed Unitarian Anorexic
...A former slender man (lapsed Unitarian anorexic)... deplores adipose tissue gain No Holiday music can soothe savage beast washboard abdomen weight watcher's dream fleeced skinny bag of lovely b......

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Categories: kants, 7th grade, absence, age,
Form: Rhyme
What the Bleeping Bleepers
...What The Bleeping Bleepers? What the bleeping bleepers what the blankety blanks what the freaking freaks what the hellish hells what the palish pales what the fracking fracks what the duckin......

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Categories: kants, fun, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form: Free verse



A Former Slender Man Deplores Weight Gain
...I loathe shucking clothes, (no matter eyes severely myopic) in preparation for here goes another warm shower quickly relaxing this senescent body ready to doze soon after lathering this blub......

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Categories: kants, age, beauty, clothes, funny,
Form: Free verse
The Peterson Directed Handwriting System
...The Peterson Directed Handwriting System... Tis beyond the depth and scope of this electronic post, and author, what triggers deliverance housing bounty full memory absorbance, yet no matter h......

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Categories: kants, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things