Pixie’s favorite steed is a porcupine.
I thought this was an exaggeration, some kind of line.
Surely that is not true, don’t they have prickly quills?
If you get them young, they will give you thrills.
I took a look at the porcupine and I laughed like a louse.
Pixie's porcupine was actually a regular field mouse.
You mean it is fun to be galloping on a porcupine?
Oh, yes, and you can bring your sandwiches and dine.
You will have a fine time, a really fine time, cousin of mine.
Just jump on the back of this porcupine!
I commented on how soft the porcupine was to the Pixie.
But my muse and I secretly laughed; her name is Trixie.
J-ump on the bandwagon,
E-nter eagerly into a cause;
F-all not and falter never
F-rom winning at all cost.
R-amp-up to full speed,
E-levate your determination;
Y-our effort has increased, intensifying your action.
Z-oom by on your lane,
E-arnestly reach for the line;
N-ot far behind is the crown,
A-llowing your eyes to find.
R-emain focused to think
O-f the jewel at the horizon;
S-eptember sixteenth shines,
A-s you jump on the bandwagon.
am hot for you
hope you too
feel that way too
as we sit
in this sexes kit
come on
JUMP ON IT
Let Them Jump on the Bed
By Elton Camp
I can see a mistake we parents make for sure
Let children jump on the bed when immature
When I was young, a bouncy trampoline
Was a thing I had not one time ever seen
When, to leap on my room’s bed, I’d dare
It brought a rebuke and disapproving stare
I prevented my daughter from doing it too
But that is a thing that I have come to rue
For it was quite unlikely to do any harm
And would have been a source of charm
Jumping on the bed I would still like to try
I can’t and there’s a very good reason why
I have grown too old now to bounce on the bed
For across the level floor I must carefully tread