Things To Rant About
...When did a lie become an alternative truth?
Why are parking spaces so small?
Do subway riders even know deodorant exists?
Why do jaywalkers ignore red lights?
Why do kids never wash their...
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Categories:
jaywalkers, 8th grade, anger, anxiety,
Form: Verse
Highways Take a Fall
...highways take a fall when we come around
there will never be evidence of resurrection
when we run stop signs, there is no caution to any type of wind
the next several interchanges reek of broken p...
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Categories:
jaywalkers, life, love hurts,
Form: Free verse
How's That Again
...How’s That Again?
Actual newspaper headlines taken from
http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/headlines.html
Poem constructed by Elton Camp
A headline writer had the following to say:
“Child...
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Categories:
jaywalkers, funnydeath, death,
Form: Rhyme
Johnny Thunders, Room 37
...Johnny Thunders… Room 37.
John Anthony Genzale JR, a man that did the drugs and booze,
Not only born to live but ultimately born to lose.
Born in fifty two he loved the game of baseball,
Bu...
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Categories:
jaywalkers, deathnew york, drug,
Form: I do not know?
The Courier
...Spinning spokes upon bustling narrow city streets
A two wheeled mouse amid prowling motorized cats
Plays games of timing and finely tuned awareness
Sudden bus stops, springing car doors, and Ja...
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Categories:
jaywalkers, life, work,
Form: Free verse