I wawnt ta tel yu sthomthin bowt mee
I has a lithsp an sthomtime I git teesthed
kant sthpel vary goood, thisth ith my phlaw
Sthcool isth fer dumys sesth mye paw
I dosth da lawndrey an da chors
Paw sthays dats justh wat ime phor
Butt I ghot biger planths dan dat
I no paw isth a lyin rat
I sthaved mee dayng neer tin buksths
Awff ta vegasths, wisth mee luk!