Laptop Download
Laptop Download.
Laptop frustration torments my eyes
I watched the screen gritting my teeth
Do this then that and then go into there
My eyes were like a cat at a tennis match
Play it again Sam. Rewind step by step
I still have no idea what he did! I scream
‘Nothing works the way he said, nothing
Happens how it does
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Categories:
infuriating, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
Horn Infuriating Haiku
Horn Horrendous Haiku
Leader Who Is a Meter Reader
trump looks like a leader
had become meter reader
stutters and repeater
wonder what is next
trump took things out of context
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Categories:
infuriating, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
2009 Hyundai Sonata An Infuriating Rattletrap
Time and again finances stretched
to breaking point
crackle, pop, and snap
'curse Alfred E. Neuman
smiles at yours truly
(this luckless papa)
with with his toothy gap
haint even Abel nor Cain,
nor I pull myself up
courtesy frayed bootstrap
dirt poor penniless deathtrap
compliments countless many
mashup mechanical mishap
no need to repeat, nor recap,
the litany against
fickle finger of fate
driving me into almshouse
more loathsome versus caught
amidst
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Categories:
infuriating, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Mind Curtsied To Soul Infuriating Imagination
Mind curtsied to Soul in deference and respect.
Accidentally infuriating Imagination.
What am I supposed to do? He chastised Mind
You belong everywhere, you are the dream key, Mind told him.
You can do anything you want.
This appeased Imagination in a fierce way,
and he finally quit pouting.
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Categories:
infuriating, art,
Form: Free verse
The Infuriating Gnat
I was sitting here today writing a poem in my little place,
When all of a sudden this gnat comes flying in my face.
I swatted once, I swatted twice, but he got away.
He was determined that he was going to stay.
My house is spotless…how did he get inside?
Gnats are a thorn in my side I can’t
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Categories:
infuriating, funny, humorous, insect,
Form: Rhyme
So Infuriating
So Infuriating
What we put up with
Is so infuriating
Where will it all end?
Jim Horn
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Categories:
infuriating, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Infuriating Me
Here I have this empty page to rage my tongue
of a young infuriated mind infuriating me,
surfacing afloat the Dead Sea of subdued dispute,
a mute no more wordless than a wavering fool
whose spool is wrapped blind with images naïve.
You leave behind this bitter taste upon my lips
while arrogance grips my mind in disbelief
as if the
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Categories:
infuriating, angst
Form: Alliteration