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Humourless Poems - Poems about Humourless


When Linekar Tweeted About the Bra

...The ball goes in the shirt comes off 
as all of England a bonkers plot 
but men never mention her sports bra 
the observation will surly cause a scar 
It’s talking down of the woman’s game 
obje...
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Categories: humourless, england, football,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberLines Written In Albany

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  On white lines on valiant wheels
I head north leaving behind the City of Sails
       with its humourless streets,
    its casino steel and glass Sky Tower
built upon the rubble of a gran...
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Categories: humourless, how i feel, places,
Form: Free verse



Humourless Puma

...One day I met a big black puma
whom definitely lost its humour
I showed it silly tricks
the puma licked its lips
became an unwanted consumer.

Composed 8/24/2017.
Animal nonsense contest.
Spo...
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Categories: humourless, animal, humor, nonsense,
Form: Rhyme

The Swing and the Sea

...Happy lonely corridor 
I miss the swing you welcomed out of your fringes
I miss your brown shades of emotions
I miss accompanying your gaze searching for the horizon 

When evening rattled her w...
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Categories: humourless, inspiration, sea,
Form: Free verse

A True Soulmate

...Hand in hand glued I walk with you
I am a waveless sea without you
I am a honeyless bee without you
I am a rootless tree without you

		You are my fate a true soulmate
		I am a feelingless kiss...
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Categories: humourless, first love, i love
Form: Verse



Haunting Melodies of a Lonely Soul

...The moon bearer of light to his once dark soul
His celestial magnet on the seas of pain
Washing over lonely shores of his pain
Solace found in his music
Endlessly orbiting around the earth of pain
Of...
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Categories: humourless, halloween,
Form: Prose Poetry

Ignorance Meets Insanity

...Seriousness settles in, like an old friend
Seriousness spreads like a disease
Infecting us, accelerating, our aging process 
Our youthfulness, our playfulness, slowly slipping away
Our wonder in life...
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Categories: humourless, confusion, courage, depression, faith,
Form: Free verse

Mythical Wit, Whimsical Myth

...- By Olongapoet

Are those dragon scales, your reason’s hides?
That I’d need St.George’s lance to pierce thru.
Need I look for angry Odin’s lost eye?
To see through thy cynicism’s Stygian depths...
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Categories: humourless, lost lovemyth,
Form: I do not know?

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