Herbert Spencer Poems | Examples

Survival of the Fittest Versus Mutual Aid

*Round One of an anticipated Twelve Round Bout*
With Special Guest Referee: Pyotr Kropotkin  
And Everyone's Favorite Ring Girl: Leo Tolstoi 
Postproduction by: Herbert Spencer and Rupert Murdoch
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I'm gonna toss you away 
To the crocs someday,
- And that's when I'll say: 
"Try surviving through this!"
"Without receiving my aid!"
"If you think you're so 'fit' - Why not try to prove it?!"

I'm sure you're gonna say:
"Bu-bu-bu!"
"But wait! "
"I don't even know the difference between 
'Darwin's theories on evolution' 
and 'Social Darwinism'!"
- To which I'll likely refrain:
"Yeah-yeah-yeah; 
That's what they always claim,
When they have one foot stuck in a mouth
And another foot bound for the grave..."