The Hambone Mini-Mart
...My buddy Hambone,
What a pip,
Sometimes I think,
He had one too many a "trip"
I've spoken of how I am his ATM
But now I've got more
About this custodial "gem"
2:30 A.M. on my door,
a kn...
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hambones, life, mystery, people,
Form: Bio
My Neighbors
...oupons
save 20 cents!!!
and hold up
the line for 20 minutes!
or the stange handyman-
really a nice guy I guess
but always lookin for money...
and he sort'a looks
like a cross between
igor and Freddy
"Hambone" is his name
you ain't gonna find
any "Hambones"
in NYC,
that I can promise you...
yet I'd be lost without him
just get a bit annoyed when
he takes on chores sometimes
that were not
discussed with me-
and wants money
when I rarel...
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hambones, funny, life, people, social,
Form: Burlesque