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Crazy Hair Poems

These Crazy Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Crazy. These are the best examples of Hair Crazy poems written by international poets.


PSYCHEDELIC
PSYCHEDELIC

There was a decade, it was the 60’s I’m sure
When everyday things were just a little bit off
As if there were rumblings in the earth’s...

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Categories: butterfly, crazy, hair,



Premium Member Koala Bear Hair
Recently I found a big Koala 
Sitting in my lounge watching t.v
With fluffy grey hair and big round tum
He was cute as can be!

He didn’t...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, fun, humorous,

Premium Member Patsy Pugglespuff
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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Categories: hair, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,

Premium Member Out of Control Hair
IT'S THAT TIME.
TIME TO CUT MY HAIR.
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
AND EV-VER-REE WHERE.

IT'S IN MY FACE.
IRRITATING MY EYES.
SCRATCHING MY EARS
AND MAKING ME CRY.

I CAN'T SEE WHERE...

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Categories: hair, conflict, corruption, extended metaphor,

The Fule Lord
The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Categories: hair, america, analogy, anger, bullying,



Premium Member Curly's Twirly
Curly's twirly
  frizzy's dizzy
Straight ain't crazy
  wavy's straight

Hair can define
  personality
Even predict
  sexuality...

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Categories: fashion, hair,

Pen Disguised As a Hair Clip
Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my...

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© V. Deepa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, crazy, fun, humor, memory,

Premium Member Fluffy Hair On Nanny Goats
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!

Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show...

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Categories: hair, animal,

Why I Keep a Low Profile I E Namely Remain Invisible
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,

Always Envious of Gifted Individuals With Neat Hand Printing Writing
Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing

Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
me legendary penta meat herd bovine design

of modest fellow...

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Categories: hair, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Spartan
Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, bird, crazy, cry, death

Beyond the Pale
Moms beat their children half to death
For scissoring up their best white sheets 
Cutting out two holes for eyes
Ghosts don't really look like that
Damaged linens...

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Categories: hair, appreciation, children, conflict, crazy,

Premium Member Mad Barber
There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
   He chopped off your hair
   And shaved...

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Categories: crazy, hair,

Premium Member Crazy Hair Day
We often have crazy hair day at school
To raise money for puppies, or wigs, or people who need a fresh start.
People do all kinds of...

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Categories: hair, 5th grade, 6th grade,

Doppelganger
She was a nice girl

She was kind, 

She was compassionate

And she was refined, 

A very pretty girl

She was very sweet, 

Until one day

She had the...

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Categories: cute, dark, hair, sweet,


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