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Crazy Hair Poems

These Crazy Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Crazy. These are the best examples of Hair Crazy poems written by international poets.


The Girl Who Went Crazy
There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat

Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke

Cause she sheds more than a cat!
...

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Categories: anger, crazy, funny, hair,



Premium Member The Rubik's Cube
Rubik's Cube, I am so square 
use me to have some fun
boys and girls of all ages love me
i will make you pull your hair...

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Categories: hair, boy, fun, games, girl,

Premium Member There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, character, hope,

Pen disguised as a Hair clip
Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my...

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© V. Deepa   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, crazy, fun, humor, memory,

Premium Member Fluffy Hair on Nanny Goats
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!

Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show...

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Categories: hair, animal,



Why I keep a low profile i e namely remain invisible
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,

Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing writing
Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing

Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
me legendary penta meat herd bovine design

of modest fellow...

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Categories: hair, 11th grade, 12th grade,

Premium Member Wonderland
Wonderland
by Michael R. Burch
 
We stood, kids of the Lamb, to put to test
the beatific anthems of the blessed,
the sentence of the martyr, and the...

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Categories: hair, allegory, allusion, analogy, crazy,

Premium Member You Lie
You Lie

No.
I tell you what you want to hear. 
Sometimes when I do not, 
mostly when I do not, 
always when I do not, 
you...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, addiction, allah, autumn, bible,

Premium Member Distance Squared
Distance Squared

The speed of light
is exactly how fast
my heart sends;
every prayer, 
every good thought, 
every perfect wish! 

The bright candle between us, 
it is the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, appreciation, chocolate, desire, eve,

Premium Member Just Strands of Straw
Just Strands of Straw

I look into the mirror, 
my hair has dropped to the sink. 
It is a trail of tears, 
years of taking care...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, cancer, grief, hair,

Premium Member Tripped Up
Tripped Up

Things take us from what is important, easily. 
Distractions of life, responsibilities we deem high on the list. 
Missed promises, forgotten details, getting older...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, cancer, dream, giving, god,

Premium Member Spartan
Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, bird, crazy, cry, death

Beyond The Pale
Moms beat their children half to death
For scissoring up their best white sheets 
Cutting out two holes for eyes
Ghosts don't really look like that
Damaged linens...

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Categories: hair, appreciation, children, conflict, crazy,

Premium Member Mad Barber
There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
   He chopped off your hair
   And shaved...

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Categories: crazy, hair,