Crazy Hair Poems | Examples
These Crazy Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Crazy. These are the best examples of Hair Crazy poems written by international poets.
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire.
Curly's twirly
frizzy's dizzy
Straight ain't crazy
wavy's straight
Hair can define
personality
Even predict
sexuality
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show their spark in barnyards now
They prance and cavort, truly know how!
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Amid imaginative fantasy
These happy animals will be
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They make me chuckle laugh, tee hee.
Rough goats so happy and carefree!
There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
He chopped off your hair
And shaved your head bare
Then he rubbed on depilatory wax
We often have crazy hair day at school
To raise money for puppies, or wigs, or people who need a fresh start.
People do all kinds of things to their hair.
Mine is already crazy, it is fly away out-of-control hair like my father’s.
I have to do nothing on crazy hair day,
because my hair is already there.
However, I do not want the children to feel disappointed.
Color is covered, it's burgundy.
I usually start looking in my desk drawer for ideas, then ask my
friends to attach as many things as they can to my hair with paperclips, and rubber bands.
I am a “hot mess” when they get finished.
The peculiar thing is, the children are so used to my winsome
ways, no one notices as I fly through my day, leaving a trail.