Crazy Hair Poems

PSYCHEDELIC

There was a decade, it was the 60’s I’m sure
When everyday things were just a little bit off
As if there were rumblings in the earth’s...

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Recently I found a big Koala 
Sitting in my lounge watching t.v
With fluffy grey hair and big round tum
He was cute as can be!

He didn’t...

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Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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IT'S THAT TIME.
TIME TO CUT MY HAIR.
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
AND EV-VER-REE WHERE.

IT'S IN MY FACE.
IRRITATING MY EYES.
SCRATCHING MY EARS
AND MAKING ME CRY.

I CAN'T SEE WHERE...

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The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Curly's twirly
  frizzy's dizzy
Straight ain't crazy
  wavy's straight

Hair can define
  personality
Even predict
  sexuality...

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Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my...

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Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!

Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show...

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Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing

Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
me legendary penta meat herd bovine design

of modest fellow...

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Spartan

Some men are born to play, 
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake. 
But it is instead...

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Moms beat their children half to death
For scissoring up their best white sheets 
Cutting out two holes for eyes
Ghosts don't really look like that
Damaged linens...

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There once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
   He chopped off your hair
   And shaved...

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We often have crazy hair day at school
To raise money for puppies, or wigs, or people who need a fresh start.
People do all kinds of...

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She was a nice girl

She was kind, 

She was compassionate

And she was refined, 

A very pretty girl

She was very sweet, 

Until one day

She had the...

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