Crazy Hair Poems
These Crazy Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Crazy. These are the best examples of Hair Crazy poems written by international poets.
PSYCHEDELICPSYCHEDELIC
There was a decade, it was the 60’s I’m sure
When everyday things were just a little bit off
As if there were rumblings in the earth’s...
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Categories:
butterfly, crazy, hair,
Koala Bear Hair
Recently I found a big Koala
Sitting in my lounge watching t.v
With fluffy grey hair and big round tum
He was cute as can be!
He didn’t...
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Categories:
hair, fun, humorous,
Patsy PugglespuffSassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....
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Categories:
hair, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,
Out of Control HairIT'S THAT TIME.
TIME TO CUT MY HAIR.
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
AND EV-VER-REE WHERE.
IT'S IN MY FACE.
IRRITATING MY EYES.
SCRATCHING MY EARS
AND MAKING ME CRY.
I CAN'T SEE WHERE...
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Categories:
hair, conflict, corruption, extended metaphor,
The Fule LordThe follies of fools
The lord of fools
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned
Insane the minority of minions
Deplorable and disdained...
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Categories:
hair, america, analogy, anger, bullying,
Curly's TwirlyCurly's twirly
frizzy's dizzy
Straight ain't crazy
wavy's straight
Hair can define
personality
Even predict
sexuality...
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Categories:
fashion, hair,
Pen Disguised As a Hair ClipSat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my...
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Categories:
hair, crazy, fun, humor, memory,
Fluffy Hair On Nanny GoatsFluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show...
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Categories:
hair, animal,
Why I Keep a Low Profile I E Namely Remain InvisibleWhy I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible
Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...
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Categories:
hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,
Always Envious of Gifted Individuals With Neat Hand Printing WritingAlways envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing
Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
me legendary penta meat herd bovine design
of modest fellow...
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Categories:
hair, 11th grade, 12th grade,
SpartanSpartan
Some men are born to play,
and some… are not.
To them life is without common joy,
at least the kind others partake.
But it is instead...
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Categories:
hair, bird, crazy, cry, death
Beyond the PaleMoms beat their children half to death
For scissoring up their best white sheets
Cutting out two holes for eyes
Ghosts don't really look like that
Damaged linens...
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Categories:
hair, appreciation, children, conflict, crazy,
Mad BarberThere once was a mad barber named Max
Instead of scissors, he wielded an axe
He chopped off your hair
And shaved...
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Categories:
crazy, hair,
Crazy Hair DayWe often have crazy hair day at school
To raise money for puppies, or wigs, or people who need a fresh start.
People do all kinds of...
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Categories:
hair, 5th grade, 6th grade,
DoppelgangerShe was a nice girl
She was kind,
She was compassionate
And she was refined,
A very pretty girl
She was very sweet,
Until one day
She had the...
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Categories:
cute, dark, hair, sweet,