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Crazy Hair Poems

These Crazy Hair poems are examples of Hair poems about Crazy. These are the best examples of Hair Crazy poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Patsy Pugglespuff
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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Categories: hair, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,

Premium Member I Was In Motion
I would fly down the cement sidewalk,                  ...

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Categories: dream, hair, humor, summer,
Premium Member Koala Bear Hair
Recently I found a big Koala 
Sitting in my lounge watching t.v
With fluffy grey hair and big round tum
He was cute as can be!

He didn’t...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, children, fun, humor,
Premium Member Out of Control Hair
IT'S THAT TIME.
TIME TO CUT MY HAIR.
IT'S OUT OF CONTROL
AND EV-VER-REE WHERE.

IT'S IN MY FACE.
IRRITATING MY EYES.
SCRATCHING MY EARS
AND MAKING ME CRY.

I CAN'T SEE WHERE...

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Categories: hair, conflict, corruption, extended metaphor,
The Fule Lord
The follies of fools 
The lord of fools 
The fools that are lords
a leader of the damned 
Insane the minority of minions 
Deplorable and disdained...

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Categories: hair, america, analogy, anger, bullying,

Premium Member Curly's Twirly
Curly's twirly
  frizzy's dizzy
Straight ain't crazy
  wavy's straight

Hair can define
  personality
Even predict
  sexuality...

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Categories: fashion, hair,
Premium Member Paulette 1
I was named Paulette,                     ...

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Categories: hair, parents, pets, youth,
Premium Member The Girl Who Went Crazy
There once was a girl named Nat
Who went crazy in her flat

Her new vacuum broke
With every stroke

Cause she sheds more than a cat!...

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Categories: anger, crazy, funny, hair,
Premium Member The Rubik's Cube
Rubik's Cube, I am so square 
use me to have some fun
boys and girls of all ages love me
i will make you pull your hair...

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Categories: hair, boy, fun, games, girl,
There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, character, hope,
Pen Disguised As a Hair Clip
Sat to jot down limerick in log book
Inept to find my pen carried miffed look
Probed my mum who lay on bed
She guffawed and slapped my...

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© V. Deepa  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hair, crazy, fun, humor, memory,
Premium Member Fluffy Hair On Nanny Goats
Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
Give them a lively happiness
Their exuberance such sassiness!

Fluffy hair on nanny goats
Crazy curly milk lined throats
They show...

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Categories: hair, animal,
Why I Keep a Low Profile I E Namely Remain Invisible
Why I keep a low profile i.e. namely remain invisible

Alternately titled -
dear readers ye each saddled as exegete
to make sense little known excerpt
referencing obscure passage...

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Categories: hair, 12th grade, adventure, crazy,
Always Envious of Gifted Individuals With Neat Hand Printing Writing
Always envious of gifted individuals with neat hand printing/writing

Gnome hatter heroic measures taken
moost ludicrously asinine,
nonetheless hoop fully
me legendary penta meat herd bovine design

of modest fellow...

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Categories: hair, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Wonderland
Wonderland
by Michael R. Burch
 
We stood, kids of the Lamb, to put to test
the beatific anthems of the blessed,
the sentence of the martyr, and the...

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Categories: hair, allegory, allusion, analogy, crazy,

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