Haint Poems - Poems about Haint

Lost libido as rez erected cockamamie Shtrungool haint no prickly fallacy The following pastiche poetically pricked prick, whereby fantasy courtesy Eros (????) cow licked country bumpin videlicet hick bullied who consider me on account of a dinky dick. Me primate chronological adolescent and emerging adult age evinced no whoa Biblical flood thru microsoft billeted gates bursting viz Dickensian fleshy prickly sticky stub, though smallish - male...

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Everyone nose, especially Al R. Gee, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** videre licet punster mocker feels gratitude courtesy Kaitlyn Gilsenan, PA-C a moost deal height full medical technician without cerumen eye zing September 27th, 2024 'ere and thank dog guardian angels, who find me continually blessed (like the beasts and the children) regarding audiological sense to hear, whereby faculty sound waves enter outer...

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Nope! I haint gonna crack'n on the heat... just yet until the cowed chickens come home to roost! Sunlight streaming thru window body electric of mine doth whet begets hardiness to acclimate against PECO shut off threat ideal opportunity to spouse analogous to her being my emotional pet snuggling while standing in kitchenette but accidental twerking can guarantee yours truly (me) being recipient of epithet. I bundle...

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I haint donning royal carpet treatment No stuntman/woman showed up, albeit intervened in timely fashion to thwart mishaps experienced courtesy me I bemoan, and poet lore re: yet of Perkiomen Valley Pennsylvania, United States of America never suffered major illness nor broken bone (specifically life and death health crisis, nor compound fracture respectively) cuz guardian angel intervened, though aim of mine heretofore forthwith...

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Just a garden variety generic wordsmith teasing out reasonable rhyme courtesy ploy; self plagiarizing boot juiced barely abiding by ruff dogma, with enigmatic joie de vivre charisma, which oft times witnessed gentle green giant gentile goy essentially me being a decoy occasionally rocketing, outsourcing, kickstarting, feigning tubby an Anchorite, ahoy! Life in the K9 corps ain't so doggone ease zee absolutely daunting, hence lemme share with...

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Everyone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist Nonetheless this bard **** feels gratitude courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O. without cerumen eye zing May 17th, 2022 'ere and thank dog guardian angels, who find me continually blessed regarding audiological sense to hear, whereby faculty sound waves enter outer ear and travel through a narrow passageway called the ear canal, which leads to the eardrum. The eardrum vibrates from incoming sound waves and...

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Mine psyche riddled with dybbuk - haint no joke Thru emerging adulthood awareness awoke within noggin of average baby boomer bloke catastrophization toward risk taking I evoke positive growth experiences throughout vast number of orbitz around sun never kickstarted nor linkedin with potential livingsocial folk. Courtesy solitude yours truly proffers poetic obscurantist blatherskite discombobulated clishmaclaver will delight expressing how me courage doth take fright puncturing since boyhood...

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Ofttimes yours truly assiduously tries to adlib, but blubbers like a landlubber at sea treading water donned with bib (that doubles as yellow spongy bobbing life jacket) furiously doing doggy paddle riding the next tidal wave hoop fully washing me ashore to crib if need be to dig an underwater channel painstakingly slow drabs and drib. The English language I simply adore though offtimes methinks waxing...

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Present wedded bliss haint no touchstone... Circa ~ late spring/ early summer 1978 twas at behest of Harriet Harris, thus due credit mother dearest (she long since passed away) who tried, to bribe, coax, exhort... (protracted effort not all in vain), cuz her second of three progeny, and sole son i.e. (me) to commingle, frolic, immerse myself quintessentially ushering yawping zeal, cuz general disposition courtesy yours...

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Nonetheless feel gratitude without cerumen eye zing January 22, 2020 'ere and thank guardian angels who find me continually blessed regarding audiological sense to hear, whereby faculty ears avail hear structures of silence on wing and prayer grateful ring around the collar soundwaves, which analogously ping pong with supreme functionality and pleasantly and gloriously bring audible world wide web despite my senescence, though amazingly aging. Though no medical practitioner, yours truly...

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In summer re: I haint getting undressed! Hence donning entire wardrobe, Saint Nick outfit including, while trumpeting think spring argh only about four plus months away lest some big bird willingly takes me under their wing undiscovered since I won't be peaking, nor quacking duck like prompts yours truly xing to tropical rainforest playing Tarzan and swing from a vine, while Jane and Cheetah (sometimes billed as Cheetah, Cheta,...

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Seek fortune teller asap (haint no fable) Best nondescript literate jinxed humble dug good feller ya e'er seen amenable, a non biased opinion - of course I mean mine mein yours truly gets no lucky strike breaks particularly never ending surprising automotive repairs, thus in sore need of green i.e. legal tender concerning Hyundai Sonata two thousand and nine admirable craftsmanship e'en though urgent message freon me and...

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Aw shucks, I did sustain moderately serious injury series of unfortunate events ludicrous and quite insane, yours truly did previously explain while crouching (think Tony as papier mâché Tiger), aye fell backward, where sharp desktop corner didst train ground zero right side rib cage domain punched thru L.L. Bean Autumn jacket zapped, tattooed, lacerated... bloodstain proof positive bow tocks sing arrowing, fletching, notching, piercing, searing targeting ... pain prestidigitation went...

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I stand here, a plaster saint, Somewhere else, I'd be a haint, A ghost of a distant century, But I'm a symbol of Christianity, Or of another faith, you see, People come to worship with me, I present to them a gift of faith, All who pray to be blessed by grace, No sacred space is ever empty, The divine is here with you...

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Boot juiced abiding by ruff dogma, with joie de vivre, which oft times witnesses me being a decoy occasionally feigning tubby an Anchorite, ahoy! Life in the K9 corps aint so ease zee absolutely daunting, hence lemme share with...

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