In Search of Church to Perch Horn Haik
how bad had bad been
by having been bad again
where bad news will begin
When men may be bad
amount had been a scad
threw away like rotten shad
(always preferred a cad)
(were killed by dear old dad)
(looked horrible after health food fad)
(when they went away were glad)
(bad habits are those they had)
(would make me fighting mad)
(was sure would make
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haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
How Bad Had Bad Been Horn Haik
how bad had bad been
by having been bad again
where bad news will begin
When men may be bad
amount had been a scad
threw away like rotten shad
(always preferred a cad)
(were killed by dear old dad)
(looked horrible after health food fad)
(when they went away were glad)
(bad habits are those they had)
(would make me fighting mad)
(was sure would make
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
On a Roll Is my Role Horn Haik
when in the parlor
should see Christmas squalor
grow taller and taller
while really on a roll
Christas tree was full of coal
all my gifts Santa stole
when college scholar
who would receive a caller
head stuck in huge howler
when receiving shawl
for Christmas from shopping maul
stuck it in shower stall
for Christmas God came
forgot His fortune and fame
they gave me the blame
when
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
On a Roll Is my Role Horn Haik
when in the parlor
should see Christmas squalor
grow taller and taller
while really on a roll
Christas tree was full of coal
all my gifts Santa stole
when college scholar
who would receive a caller
head stuck in huge howler
when receiving shawl
for Christmas from shopping maul
stuck it in shower stall
for Christmas God came
forgot His fortune and fame
they gave me the blame
when
...
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
From Tide Rolled Over on Side Horn Haik
when how hard I tried
there was changing of the tide
bod I have spied
what I heard some say
body had been washed away
on bottom now does lay
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
When Hatch Down Did Batten Horn Haik
when hatch down did batten
then up would have to fatten
when I learned Latin
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Game Boot and Think was Cute Horn Haik
whole game had to boot
ran away with all the loot
would think he was cute
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Categories:
haik, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Haik-Hoot
Wise owl at his post
"hoo, ha, hoo...hoo, hoo, hoo, hooooo"
thus he gives a hoot!
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Categories:
haik, animals, children, funny, life,
Form: Haiku