To be healthy I'm told I must exercise a lot
Eat no junk food or your going to go to pot
Wear a helmet when your bike you ride
And latch seatbelts in case you should collide
Be sure to get an adequate amount of sleep
And always be sure to look before you leap
I'm told beware of ingesting to much table salt
If you get hypertension it will be your own fault
Its hard to remember all the things that one should do
Oh, oh, now I'm reminded my insurance I must renew
Oft I've pondered this question a lot
Do vegans eat animal crackers or not
I know they don't eat meat
And with eggs must be discreet
Or their diet might soon go to pot
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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