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Fogey Poems - Poems about Fogey


Yours truly me just got acclimated to writing 2024
...Yours truly (me) just got acclimated to writing 2024... whenever I needed to append the date to a document Though the situation infrequently arose for me to incorporate the year (2024 in this ca......

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Categories: fogey, adventure, age, allusion, america,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Family Trip
... They are off in their CRV, for fun, swimming and sand! Grandma, the old fogey , however, must stay on land. Writing poetry to unknown people. Some who’d love to toss her from a steepl......

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Categories: fogey, family,
Form: Rhyme



Damn Anticipatory Anxiety Affliction
...Damn anticipatory anxiety affliction... trumps volition (mine) to don employee hat! Until the grim reaper whisks yours truly away common joe just biden his time chronologically old fogey (alb......

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Categories: fogey, 12th grade, absence, angst,
Form: Free verse
Me Creature of Comfort Bah
...Me... creature of comfort? Bah Once again mine lock, stock and barrel trade in balderdash finds yours truly (i.e. me) to type poem frisson a$$ off as dentures chatter and gnash, while still i......

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Categories: fogey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Premium Member Jalopies
...An old man in Buffalo Got toes of unwanted glow He kicked the banger On a cliff hanger Waited for a truck to tow Antique or dear jalopy The bloke was on ecstasy Smoked gum from......

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Categories: fogey, fun,
Form: Limerick



Not Fake News This Just In
...FROM BIKINI BOTTOM TIMES... ...Spongebob Squarepants...what...atoll...? plunged into where,...no way...toilet bowl... supposedly, when the ghostly hand ex-toll ling praise from his late creator......

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Categories: fogey, absence, anger, angst, character,
Form: Free verse
Authenticated Addressed Partial Letter Circa 1970 Part One
...Attributed To Concerned parents of Traumatized Refugee Dear Fred and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump... Posthumous belated tattered letter fragment recently discovered (liberally sprinkled with hyperb......

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Categories: fogey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Authenticated Addressed Partial Letter Circa 1970 Part One
...Attributed To Concerned parents of Traumatized Refugee Dear Fred and Mary Anne MacLeod Trump... Posthumous belated tattered letter fragment recently discovered (liberally sprinkled with hyperb......

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Categories: fogey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
After Dinner Childhood Parlor Game
...let me take thee dear reader rabbit alas and alack on an imaginary carpet ride whisk king ye dis family back rheumy eyes started to water from nostalgic clack until reverse time warp registered ......

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Categories: fogey, adventure, age, brother, kids,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Good Enough
...this old car gets me from point A to B it may not be new with modern luxuries but it is still good enough for me so please just let it be my old lazy boy chair may look worn but it is cozy and......

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Categories: fogey, happiness, life,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member While Its Yours
...Is it fair that youth is beauty That the best we can ever be Is before we are twenty three Why can't a wrinkle be sexy Who says grey hairs are icky Contact lenses are too tricky Comfort and eas......

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Categories: fogey, age, funny, humor, life,
Form: Rhyme
No One Around My Shoulder(My World Has Gotten Colder)
...I am awake there is no sun Continue to arise ......

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Categories: fogey, introspection, me,
Form: I do not know?

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