Jalopies

An old man in Buffalo Got toes of unwanted glow He kicked the banger On a cliff hanger Waited for a truck to tow Antique or dear jalopy The bloke was on ecstasy Smoked gum from his tyres Lit wreck with pliers Failed his own carbon copy When rescue came hands on deck They had no clue who’s the wreck Chevy was rusty Owner smelled musty So they took both by the neck Pick up onto heart massage Fogey to a near garage The crew had a spliff All had a quick whiff None wanted more sabotage 12th July 2019 Syllables checked by howmanysyllables.com