Flubbed Poems | Examples


Premium MemberHillary As Envoy To Tripoli

For bi-partisan gift to Hillary,

Trump might name her envoy to Tripoli.

If she flubbed for heavens sake,

"What difference would it make!"

Except some more well-deserved pillory!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
Categories: flubbed, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick

Premium MemberAn Ostracized Ostrich


A Limerick
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An Ostracized Ostrich
Written: by Tom Wright
7/22/2006

An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed
Thought surely she had been snubbed 
Though given wings, a pair
They wouldn’t lift her to air 
Leaving her to think somebody flubbed
Categories: flubbed, humor,
Form: Limerick


Love of Nature

Looking to God’s glorious sky reigning over His creation
As all of His birds fly above each and every single nation
From the tiniest of insects to the very large Great Whale
In all of it His Glory reflects so to see it you can not fail

Just listen to all the sound His Hand holding everything in place
Such a joy I have found just looking into God’s Face
Looking out on the horizon touching the vast sea so blue
A small child just having fun for everyday I learn something new

Just the variety never mind the amount as Darwin scratches his head
Too many for him to count so he just flubbed it instead
And with all our Creator’s humor like the parrot, the talking breed
Now Darwin knows what’s in store as stated in the Apostles Creed

The sheep the goat and the antlered antelope 
Every word Scripture ever wrote though you can’t imagine the scope
The grass is green as the lilies bloom a man walking his best friend
Not to shed gloom but the Lord told you it will all come to an end
Categories: flubbed, god, nature,
Form: Rhyme

The Coward

A frightful face floats upon
The undulating waters edge
Like a ship-wrecked casualty.

Its distorted image mirrors
Its vacant eyes and ashen face
Though still alive but dead inside. 

A failed life, a  flubbed suicide
A washed-up failure washed ashore
Rejected by the waxing tide.

The sea accepts the very brave
From long fought wars and weathering
But spews its cowards back to shore

Where uncourageous men are made
Those live their lives in masquerade.
Categories: flubbed, social
Form: Verse
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