Faerie Assertive Woman living in a mushroom house,
Was painting cat murals on her pink living room walls.
What she saw creeping past was a timid full-bellied mouse.
F.A.W. invited him to throw basketballs.
Manny Mouse was soon playing horse, and eating spaghetti.
They laughed at similar stories until they had tears.
Their friendship they celebrated with purple confetti.
A relationship that has withstood the last twenty-six years.
Well, here's the deal with my dismay.
I really find it needless to say.
If you can't figure out what's wrong.
I doubt you'd get the meaning of the song.
Sooo, I feel the need to say so long.
Listen, if you want to know.
What's deep inside and makes me glow.
Just take a look into the mirror.
What you see is what you hear.
Listen, get outta here. (Boston or New York accent needed. Which ever one is right. :)
The reason that I seem so ranker.
I am not your emotion banker.
Just get your head out of your ... .
If you don't like it, take a pass.
Somethin' stinks, you got gas?
Are you starting to get the picture.
This is my unspoken lecture.
Yeah, there is plenty underneath.
Aren't you glad I didn't bequeath.
I feel like I need to brush my teeth.
So, now you know why I didn't mention.
All the anger and the tension.
That rubs me till I'm almost raw.
About things and people that I saw.
Cause I'd rather share a big guf-faw.
For the slam contest
scotland poem
bonnie scotlands the place to be,
whar awe yae ever may want tae be,
fae glens n lochs and water to
lookin arood scotland whor thars a bonnie view,
whar the lads may wear thar kilts
whar the wumin get thir little thrils
its nae a place fur sun n sand
still wae awe the rain
scotlands a bonnie land,
wee rabbie burns came fae ayr
an his cottage is still stanin there
just alang the road me fae me
just doon by the bonnie sea,
whar aw the sand and water to,
ayr is a place wae a bonnie view,
in scotland we hae loads o fun
even if we dinae hae nae sun,
whar ya go tae cleer ya heed
wae the fresh air that helps ya indeed,
glesga is a fair big old toon
whar all the fun sterts when the sun goes doon
ya hae twa teams left n right
that get tae europe wae a return flight,
we dae hae oil anaw
wish we could buy it and prices dae faw,
so when ya want tae come n see
vist ayr toon an you may see me,
a wull wear ma kilt n coat n hat
n show ya scotland bonnie land,,
scotland poem
bonnie scotlands the place to be,
whar awe yae ever may want tae be,
fae glens n lochs and water to
lookin arood scotland whor thars a bonnie view,
whar the lads may wear thar kilts
whar the wumin get thir little thrils
its nae a place fur sun n sand
still wae awe the rain
scotlands a bonnie land,
wee rabbie burns came fae ayr
an his cottage is still stanin there
just alang the road me fae me
just doon by the bonnie sea,
whar aw the sand and water to,
ayr is a place wae a bonnie view,
in scotland we hae loads o fun
even if we dinae hae nae sun,
whar ya go tae cleer ya heed
wae the fresh air that helps ya indeed,
glesga is a fair big old toon
whar all the fun sterts when the sun goes doon
ya hae twa teams left n right
that get tae europe wae a return flight,
we dae hae oil anaw
wish we could buy it and prices dae faw,
so when ya want tae come n see
vist ayr toon an you may see me,
a wull wear ma kilt n coat n hat
n show ya scotland bonnie land,,