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Fat Slob Poems - Poems about Fat Slob


Premium Member Tails Up
...Commercial season in its full swing boats afloat dot foggy harbor scene we're off like a prom dress let's catch a mega-mess barbs a'flyin', some even obscene Wish 'em up! Catch 'em up! Bend ......

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Categories: fat slob, environment, fish, fun, games,
Form: Limerick
Clock Watcher
...I often watched the clock on my job Which caused my heart to throb It made me slack on my work I was called a dumb jerk I was said to be just a fat slob......

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Categories: fat slob, for him,
Form: Rhyme



More of My Many Mellifluous Poems
...More of My Many Mellifluous Poems even though may be brief had been short sigh of relief from sadness and grief all over and done guilty they had found the one punishment upon to court......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Bob the Slob
...There was once a lazy drunkard named Bob He's so idle he's nicknamed the fat slob By the pool he lays In a drunken daze He just drinks and shovells food down his gob. In the summers hea......

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Categories: fat slob, humor,
Form: Limerick
Our Priest Told Us To
...Our Priest Told Us To Our priest told us to be a Trump hater; That fat slob who is a slithery traitor, God said forbid; Trump get rid; Fed to an Episcopalian enormous alligator. Oh Say Yo......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Door Knob a Fat Slob
...Door Knob A Fat Slob Of sense Trump only has a small dob, Who was discovered to be a door nob; A dumb cluck; Foot got stuck; Difficult entering and sure is fat slob. Jim Horn......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Trump Became Big Botton Feeder
...Trump Forgotten Botton Feeder Seems like Trump is causing me to go ballistics according to all of the latest statistics which is way some poets get their kicks. and in a few licks. Did you......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Pains In Health Plan
...Jimmy Kimmel talked about his son who was born with a heart disease. Representative John Vaso voted against Affordable Care act that would have supported a woman with a brain tumor. People on a......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member My Most Embarrassing Moment
...I worked in an Insurance office and loved my job But the manager was an idle fat slob He’d put in expenses sheets for work he hadn’t done And was out of the door in front of everyone ......

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Categories: fat slob, humorous, me, work,
Form: Rhyme
Politicians Love Their Job
...Politicians Love Their Job They do love their job Party power it may rob So why a fat slob. Is she so supreme And Warren so it does seem Features that redeem. What a perfect pair With D......

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Categories: fat slob, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
It's the Beauty Inside That Counts
...Beautiful people Under God's steeple Just reach out Stomp Holler Shout Let one know They're Loved So Inspirations Aspirations Show Em Representation Tell Em their doing a great job N......

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Categories: fat slob, adventure, caregiving, dedication, education,
Form: Couplet

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