I can eat like a pig,
As well as, drink like a fish.
I can piss like a racehorse,
Or even bark like a dog-.
In my youth, I could run like the wind,
And at times, sting like a bee.
Yet if I float like a butterfly,
I might be driving like ol' granny.
Now if I scream like a schoolgirl,
I might be fearful of an angry God.
But if I whine like a stubborn mule,
I could end up on the wrong end of a cattle-prod.
At times, I show the patience of a saint,
Or being impetuous as a child with new fingerpaint.
And if I continue this way and act like a child,
I'll avoid those aging pitfalls, and run in the wild.
I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting.
I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony.
I am planning my next meal as I scarf down this one.
A giant bowl of ham, beans and cornbread.
Thinking about it makes me happy as a fat sow in a garbage truck.
I need to take a little nap to get ready for my next feeding.
Satiate
(SAY-shee-ayt)
By: Tom
8-16-2019
Haiku
Some will satiate,
Meaning, they eat like a pig,
What they don’t prepare.
My imagination
as it causes my survation
but it doesnt help me me in multiplication
not even a single job application
it lets me see the future
as i live on mother nature
imagination gives me alot of leisure
as i go out and find a treasure
i dream big
as if i play football in huge league
but it makes me eat like a pig
then it makes me wear a wig
i see everyone achieve alot
while some remain like a goat
they later blame people while its their fault
without nothing they sit and rot