Eat Like A Pig Poems | Examples

I can eat like a pig,

    As well as, drink like a fish.

        I can piss like a racehorse,

            Or even bark like a dog-.

In my youth, I could run like the wind,

    And at times, sting like a bee.

        Yet if I float like a butterfly,

            I might be driving like ol' granny.

Now if I scream like a schoolgirl,

    I might be fearful of an angry God.

        But if I whine like a stubborn mule,

            I could end up on the wrong end of a cattle-prod.

At times, I show the patience of a saint,

    Or being impetuous as a child with new fingerpaint.

        And if I continue this way and act like a child,

            I'll avoid those aging pitfalls, and run in the wild.

I eat like a pig, scarfing, grunting, chewing, not tasting.
I want to blame my metabolism for my corpulent gluttony.
I am planning my next meal as I scarf down this one.
A giant bowl of ham, beans and cornbread.
Thinking about it makes me happy as a fat sow in a garbage truck.
I need to take a little nap to get ready for my next feeding.

Satiate
(SAY-shee-ayt)
By: Tom
8-16-2019
Haiku

Some will satiate,
Meaning, they eat like a pig, 
What they don’t prepare.

My imagination
as it causes my survation
but it doesnt help me me in multiplication
not even a single job application

it lets me see the future
as i live on mother nature
imagination gives me alot of leisure
as i go out and find a treasure

i dream big
as if i play football in huge league
but it makes me eat like a pig
then it makes me wear a wig

i see everyone achieve alot
while some remain like a goat
they later blame people while its their fault
without nothing they sit and rot

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