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Dick Head Poems | Examples


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stop gift cards

Gift cards, can it be stopped
How the swindlers begin a nice letter understand 
The problem you have because of the pension that does not allow you to hire a person to help 
Yes, they are so helpful, they can help if you send
Them gift cards instead of cash, they will help
It starts with a sum of cards at a value of 1000 euros, so you send the cards and, not wait they need more gift cards to cover the cost. Ok, so you send them the card and they promise to send you a packet with money
So you wait, but then they want more gift cards at a value of hundred euros, by now even a dick head understands he has been swindled 
The next step is to alert the law, but the swindlers have flown away leaving no trace. They even enlist your own family to rob you of your savings
Money set aside to pay for doctors and home help
And so on

A Kid Superior An Adult Personality Disorder

As a kid they made you believe 
you’re blessed with rare abilities 
there’s nothing you cannot achieve 
Ingrained by attention you received 

In adulthood with this belief 
too damn lazy to succeed 
it manifests low self esteem 
All the things you could have been 

But you can’t face the reality 
your ego grows your vanity 
Overinflated superiority 
a disordered personality 

You don’t like those who succeed 
Even though they’re everywhere 
Behave a dick head out of need 
A Good for nothing who doesn’t care 

Obviously too weak to face it 
you sink into your own reality 
never to be contemplated 
delusion breeds insanity

Irony

IRONY (THEIR WORDS AND YOUR LIFE)

They said you were a nonentity
Nothing, not even bronze could come out of you and family
You never planned to prove them wrong
But pushing to the crescendo, so you can sing a miraculous song

They claimed you were a ‘’dick head’
Living body, yet, with the brain, dead
You never planned to surprise them
But climbing gradually, so you can compose a soulful anthem

They despised you even when you were a fetus
For your bearer was not recognized due to their status
You never decided to let them know how your future would glow
In your life’s stream you wanted success to flow

They claimed,
You never planned to surprise nor please them
But your pertinacity , hard work and prayer inadvertently did
Push it higher, one day , they will come for a bid….

No one is God..live your life

Premium Member Bathtub Jim - Humor

It seems like the only place I can get any peace from her is in the bathroom where I can lock the door sit in the tub and think. Maybe I'm not the most considerate of husbands but I don't care what she says I am not a Dick Head.

Maurice Yvonne

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