Deputized Poems | Examples


Premium MemberStranger With a Badge

Verse 1
Stranger rode into town,   
A stern look on his face,   
Gave thought to his grim task,   
Sworn duty on his mind and dismounted.   

Verse 2
Examined his two six guns, 
Moseyed to hotel bench,  
At noon stood and with care,   
Tied holster to his thigh and reflected.    

Verse 3
In saloon spoke a name,   
Outlaw threw down his drink,   
Knew why stranger was there,   
Each drew down, guns blazing, unabated.    

Verse 4
Fight was o’er in a blink,   
Outlaw dead on the floor,   
Stranger left the saloon,   
Went over to his horse and remounted.    

Verse 5
Rode from town at full trot,   
Same way that he came in,   
Town knew why he had come,   
His tin badge told the truth, deputized.
Categories: deputized, conflict, death, song,
Form: Cowboy Poetry

Getting Deputized


Round up the posse,
get ‘em vetted Oval Office ganksterized
Appoint the piggy snouts,
then send ‘em out
with metal sidearm power
Ancient oppression done got modernized,
old Egypt Memphis is new Phoenix on the rise
OK the corruption,
legalize the blind Corral mice
Roving Jezebel eyes
got sticky trigger fingers unsanitized
Presidential grifter seal approved,
publican tin badges
skimming off the top of the public trough
Bonnies & Clydes wearing white hats,
got the saddlebags holding the stolen dough
And it looks 
like they done Bernie Madoff with some mo’
Treating citizens mob gankster rude;
those tax cowpokes
are waving their little flag pistols,
talking like tough leather throat fools
Every national treasure asset
is being pirate privatized
Every sniveling weasel with a lizard tongue
is getting Benedict deputized
And truth is being sold in the stables,
non-disclosure is the filly train to ride
Marshaling a high plains moral drifter
to come bail rescue innocent pleb gunslinger you
Remember, Roman toga outlaws
were duly elected judge, jury and executioner too
Categories: deputized, allusion, corruption, political, truth,
Form: Rhyme


I'Ve Had Enough!!

I'm sick, I'm tired,
I've had enough.....
of "truth" and of lies....
I've been poked, prodded,
tested and bested,
festered, rested,
sequestered, requested,
wester'd, vested,
pestered, wrested....
and once, nearly arrested....
I've been analyzed,
crystallized, mesmerized,
pulverized, traumatized
criticized, idolized,
poked in the eyes,,
I've baked bad pies,
rid of flies,
immortalized, cloisterized,
checked for lies, realized,
utilized, memorized,
fantasized, exercised,
launderized, manipulized,
anesthetized, categorized,
demonized, nebulized,
pulverized, atomized,
vulcanized, deputized,
ionized,vaporized,
westernized, circumcised,

but now I have realized,
I see the world 
in different eyes,
than those who call it
a pack of lies,
and if one really tries,
you can see what
a simple word buys,
not a burger and some fries,
but joy, laughter, insight
and possibly cries.

please don't bother to spell-check me,
I don't use it, I don't use the rhyme dictionary,
(allright, but just twice...)  you get what
you see... right or wrong
it will be what it will be...
Categories: deputized, art, funny, on writing
Form: Burlesque
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