Depardieu Poems | Examples


what the paper didn't say

What the papers didn’t say

We read the octopus is an intelligent animal, I’m not sure if this is true but they can be trained to
play with dipping bottles filled with water. The sinister side is the female octopus, who after sex 
takes her partner's fertilizing instrument with her
and soon the male octopus will die. In our world, it is not that bad, a man risks losing the house and
the lawn he had lovingly trimmed, but he had done his duty leaving her two lovely babies 
his ending might come on the streets of San Diego Today I will not be cynical but leave this octopus behavior to Marina Hyde
Gerhard Depardieu is in trouble for sexual assault
which denies, ing the maid, in the kitchen is
nothing to bother about and the maid was a willing participant, I think the great actor lives in
Russia, I hate to think why he does
The great IDF has killed 50.000 Palestinians and
those left alive are starving to death, if you are in doubt about not stopping mass murder
We are not able to hear their cries our sight is 
on Ukraine to stop that war that the people in Brussels want to last till 2029 and never mind the killed soldiers, it's war baby take it on the chin
Form: ABC

Guys Who Work In the Zoo

GUYS WHO WORK IN THE ZOO

Laryngitis specialist for the giraffe 
A dozen  lozenges for her calf
 
Dental assistant doing fillings 
Or bridgework for baby crocodillings

Pest control officer for monkeys
But I don’t  gotta eat  them fleas

Cook doing  anteater lunch each day
“Always ants  again !” they  say

Dry cleaning the striped  pyjamas  
For horses to masquerade as  zebras

Satisfying  the needs of the doe
For the big bucks….oh  yes  oh!

Nose-job surgeon for rhinos fair?
A  Depardieu  or  a  Jackson, sir?

A  tail-tip trimmer as a  try-on?
Especially for the male lion

But not a slimmer trainer for a hippo
A hopeless task becoming a beau
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