Trump Self Deifies
At first they would sympathize
Right answer did realize
Of relief were sighs.
Did wear improper disguise
People started to chastise
Of anger were cries.
So what we did was surmise
When he would false advertise
They stopped his supplies.
Then much to all our surprise
And after his each tear dries
Needed alibis.
Anyone who their dies
All of his old age denies
Trump self deifies.
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7-7-5 Horn Haiku style.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
River Sea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Categories:
deifies, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form: Haiku
I plurm and glorp with every breath
My existence defies and deifies death
I splurp and glomph amongst your days
Indistinguishable from mud and haze
I slig and slorg, a dark breamy blaze
with unctuous vim I sleam through your days
and go about my large gorptious ways
Slimy, I slawl in shades of grey
leaving glossful drippings to mark my way
and make your life gang aft agley
as I spream and slorl in spurious ways
and glurm and gleep with hideous gaze
I sleam and glort in vorptious dark ways
‘Til you come undone
And my sporphing’s won!
My job’s complete – I’ve sprunked your flaze
My job is done, I’ve gronked your days!
Categories:
deifies, friendship, funny, imagination, on
Form: ABC