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Defecation Poems - Poems about Defecation


Defecation accidentally clogged
Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to overflow onto the floor, and hence found yours truly (me) immersing himself in the holistic experience for the pure love of bucket flushing since applying plunger to no avail found me able, eager, ready...

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Categories: defecation, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Detailing delicate defecation debacle
Detailing delicate defecation debacle Otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet turned toward hot temperature so toilet would finally, magnificently, and royally flush. As ofttimes occurred in the past anonymous reader's time I once again promise to waste concerning asinine verbiage without this bard **** feeling shamefaced broadcasting his...

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Categories: defecation, 12th grade, adventure, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme



Detailing Delicate Defecation Debacle
otherwise wordily titled: pooped out after pouring bucketfuls of water into place of ablutions all the while skipping to my loo umpteen times courtesy bathtub faucet turned toward hot temperature so toilet would finally, magnificently, and royally flush. As ofttimes occurred in the past anonymous reader's time I once again promise to waste concerning asinine verbiage without this bard **** feeling shamefaced broadcasting his fealty to posterior predilections...

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Categories: defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl
Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air grievances concerning outsize bowel movement hoping (fat/slim chance) Mike Rowe happens tubby about, though shadow of doubt he will avail himself. **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday January 31st, 2022 - whereby plying plunger in vain, cuz suction barely helped obstruction...

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Categories: defecation, 12th grade, adventure, grief,
Form: Rhyme
Defecation Clogged Toilet Bowl Courtesy Metamucil
Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil.. and found (me) zee papa pooped out **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday July 8th, 2020 - whereby plunger helped obstruction give way I nearly lost me life and limb oy vey oh my dog, the same asinine outcome which spurred poet to get underway matter of fact, a replay of excretion almost occurred today and thus an...

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Categories: defecation, adventure, dedication, desire, farewell,
Form: Free verse



Unavoidable To Deny Praising Urination and Defecation
Yet upon another reflexive routine dash skipping to Waterloo, I got emboldened with idea praising basic vital functions aware requisite elimination of liquid and/or solid waste any obstruction disallowing body to expel toxins would prove fatal, thus gratitude toward regular unpicturized, unhindered, and unaided intervening measures undertaken to experience thee nonpareil pleasures actuated without purgative, yet should instance arise finding impossibility to exercise sphincter muscle (constipation worse fate...

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Categories: defecation, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Elegy
Defecation Dilemma
gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek re: byte size buttock attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest peak perched upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut held captive...

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Categories: defecation, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Open Defecation
I bow my head down in compunctions and in shame For a contributory factor I had been to that which I blame Oh Yes indeed I take no pride in that and my blame I will claim But, to why I had done that, which you are doing, I seek to correct Open Defecation (OD) is that wrong which...

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Categories: defecation, children, dedication, education, environment,
Form: Acrostic
Defecation Dilemma
gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek re: byte size buttock attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest peak perched upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut held captive hostage atop toilet seat for many...

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Categories: defecation, firework, happy, humorous, poetry,
Form: Concrete
Defecation Dilemma
gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek re: byte size buttock attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest peak perched upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut held captive hostage atop toilet seat for many...

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Categories: defecation, angel, anxiety, blessing, funny,
Form: Dramatic Verse

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