I was walking past a Dalek...
It took me by surprise!
It was wearing a scarf and hat.
It told me to, "Ak-sess-a-rize!"
Categories:
dalek, fun, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Oh, I want to be a dalek
Without fear or affection
And with universal conquest
To give my life direction.
I would destroy my enemies
Without pity or reflection.
Oh, I want to be a dalek.
I’d love to be a dalek.
If I could be a dalek,
Why, that would be perfection.
Oh, I want to be a dalek
And lead a dalek life,
Take home my dalek pay cheque
To my dalek little wife,
Who would cook my dalek dinner
Of spuds and saveloy,
And we’d have dalek children,
And I’d teach them to destroy,
And we’d all play like daleks
In our own metallic way
As we raced the other daleks
And crashed into other daleks
Leaving broken bits of dalek
On the Cahill Expressway.
Categories:
dalek, satire,
Form: Rhyme
You are the hummer beside me at Carmen
The source of BO on the airplane
A loudmouth divulging the plot at a movie
And the noisy drunk at the concert I saved for all year
You are the Gilligan on my island.
You are the pop quiz in Organic Chem
And the idiot doing 48 in the fast lane
You're the spider I found in my salad
After I'd already eaten half of it
You are the Yoko in my Beatles.
You are the rain on my wedding day
And the fleas on my dog
You are the virus infecting my computer
And the cop writing tickets in the desert at 3 am
You are the Dalek in my TARDIS.
You are neither friend nor lover
Yet you never go away.
It seems my fate you'll follow me
Until my dying day.
Categories:
dalek, analogy, funny, humor, metaphor,
Form: Light Verse