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Premium Member Helen Marie Petulant Clown
...Helen Marie was a petulant clown Pettish, prickly, persnickety all around She got upset at every perceived double cross She was especially upset with her brother Ross She is cantankerous and cr......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Government Teetering Upon Precipice of Anarchy Abyss One
...Disposition tilts dogma of poetaster elicits, nevertheless adopting role jester trending toward vagueness exhibited by Addams family uncle Fester. Yours truly makes exception to his preference......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, 12th grade, america, jobs,
Form: Political Verse



Television As Glorified Citizen Kane
...Upon making the treacherous undertaking optimal poetic theme to write dangerous, and arduous foray into spooky catacomb, I in vite, where fear doth dill ......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Free verse
100 99 98 Off To the Land Of
...Wynken Blynken and Nod??? (ah...oh methinks this pissant pooch woof lee barked up the wrong tree – reed don my mongrel friend) This poetic endeavor doth not boast nor brag to take digs on fr......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Authenticated Addressed Partial Letter Circa 1970 Part Two
...He ranked as de facto semiprecious, tremulous and unanimous scapegoat bullied by a bumptious, callous, disputatious hippopotamus of a brat infamous bruiser later in his life to become forty fift......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Epic



Nostalgic Reminiscence Where'R Thee Be Maryann Sage
...smitten with a forsaken long lost love *** plus years ago, aye since didst roam'n o'er hill and dale as one heart broken beau twas being cow warring utter oxymoron, whereby t......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Free verse
The Hen House
...Cooped within ancient bodies, this inhabitant dwells amongst an elder net of crabby, crotchety, curmudgeonly claque of old folks, only a portion of population I met which achey, flaky, kooky m......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, care, class, environment, farewell,
Form: Elegiac Lyric
My Christmas Box
...My Christmas Box by Rob Barratt We’ll have an X-Men, X-files, X-Box, no socks, X-Factor, Max Factor, Max Bygraves, no war graves of a Christmas I want empathy, an MP3, a hemp-free, hump-free,......

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Categories: curmudgeonly, funnypeace, angel, angel, drink,
Form: Light Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things