Credit Card
Credit Card
Put it on the credit card but pay it off quick
nothing hurts more than high interest that sticks
If you don't need it but buy it anyway
remember to enjoy it cause brother you will pay.
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Categories:
credit card, poems,
Form: Rhyme
Credit Card
Sometimes I'm lost in all this commotion in the world
I am very important
I am meaningful and thought about daily
And I don't like to be denied
I am found
I am worthy
Even though I am a substitute, I am very dependable
I've been here, there, everywhere
I've been cut, used and abused
I've been placed in and pulled out of situations
That
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Categories:
credit card, appreciation, cute, deep, money,
Form: Narrative
Credit Card Hoodoo
Your new bank card is on the way,
praise god for all his/her ways
if you can't beat 'em join 'em (I say)
Oh lord have mercy on me.
Relax you've got mastercard,
New fan dangles is your fate.
No worries about interest rate,
Oh lord I hope you are merciful.
Help your child to not lose,
these cards with too much loot,
and
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Categories:
credit card, abuse, cry, culture, dark,
Form: Kyrielle
My Son Stole My Credit Card
My teenage son decided to steal my credit card.
I put him over my knee and spanked him hard.
He's been a pain in the butt ever since he first peed in my face.
He spent five thousand dollars in one day, it's truly a disgrace.
He bought stuff at pawn shops and it can't be returned.
As he rubbed
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Categories:
credit card, father son, funny, humor,
Form: Rhyme
New Credit Card
The bank did not apologize
When sending my new card.
They hoped I’d understand
That fighting fraud is very hard.
But “compromises did occur”
At “merchants undisclosed,”
So brand-new cards were issued
To secure things, I supposed.
Instead of being grateful, though,
I’m very much annoyed.
My automatic payments now
Will soon be null and void.
I’ll have to contact E-Z Pass
And Shutterfly, as well.
My MetroCard won’t
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Categories:
credit card, technology,
Form: Rhyme
Credit Card Bill
When I opened the bill to my credit cards,
The pages measured seven yards.
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Categories:
credit card, funny
Form: I do not know?
"i Call the Credit Card!"
The mailman walks so slowly.
They see him near our box.
The kids all run to check the mail
(normally without socks!)
''I call the credit card! ''
They say because they know.
We've now grown to expect it
like cold weather brings the snow.
It's one of the usual pieces
that they've come to just expect...
each day we're offered credit cards
(that they
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Categories:
credit card, business, children, funny, life,
Form: I do not know?