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Crapola Poems - Poems about Crapola


Zelensky is wasting time with puppet at this juncture

...From "rare earth for aid" to blank check security guarantee, Zelensky recently made a series of blind concession to Trumpery, who trumpeted long and long for a "peace" deal with the invader. Everybod...
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Categories: crapola, war,
Form: I do not know?

Premium MemberCalzone From Pizza Pizza

...Ever enjoy a Calzone from Pizza Pizza
Holy crapola, the yummiest surprise, senoritas
A heated-up bundle of joy
A slice of pizza redeployed
Calzone is stuffed with pepperoni and cheese, eu...
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Categories: crapola, senses,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberBizarre

...Holy crapola, depends on who we are
Some grab the brass ring and swing from a star
Others flounder about
Dribble from the mouth
But at the very least, life's still quite bizarre...
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Categories: crapola, emotions,
Form: Limerick

You Told Me

...2/23/18


On me you'd tittle tattle
Too often you told me fiddle-faddle
Now you're beginning to unravel
Can't even handle
Your own battle
And are being used an example
For what happens when ...
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Categories: crapola, dark, perspective, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme

Premium MemberTwo Minds

...Saw a gorgeous filly, was mesmerized at first glance
Inner mind said,”holy crapola” like to get into her pants
If two minds thought alike
Pandemonium would strike
It's like my pants had s...
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Categories: crapola, fun,
Form: Limerick



Premium MemberPlummeting Temps

...Holy crapola, what a shock to the system
25 degrees down from two days ago, that's fearsome
Shorts to parkas
Shiver me carcass
To this radical plummet, I'm a very sad victim...
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Categories: crapola, weather,
Form: Limerick

Mrs Columbus Speaks

...MRS.    COLUMBUS     SPEAKS

“Hi,  honey  pie.....  just got back  from  America.”
Wipe your feet.     Returned from where?
“Just seen Statue of Liberty   and  Wall Street.”
You  been away for t...
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Categories: crapola, funny, historyamerica, me,
Form: Narrative

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