Ever enjoy a Calzone from Pizza Pizza
Holy crapola, the yummiest surprise, senoritas
A heated-up bundle of joy
A slice of pizza redeployed
Calzone is stuffed with pepperoni and cheese, eureka!
Categories:
crapola, senses,
Form: Limerick
Holy crapola, depends on who we are
Some grab the brass ring and swing from a star
Others flounder about
Dribble from the mouth
But at the very least, life's still quite bizarre
Categories:
crapola, emotions,
Form: Limerick
Saw a gorgeous filly, was mesmerized at first glance
Inner mind said,”holy crapola” like to get into her pants
If two minds thought alike
Pandemonium would strike
It's like my pants had suddenly been invaded by ants
Categories:
crapola, fun,
Form: Limerick
Holy crapola, what a shock to the system
25 degrees down from two days ago, that's fearsome
Shorts to parkas
Shiver me carcass
To this radical plummet, I'm a very sad victim
Categories:
crapola, weather,
Form: Limerick