Diarrhea and Constipation,
oh how I hate those two
One has you running all the time,
the other has you feeling
like a log is wedged inside of you
Those two don't do a body good:
one has you backed up,
with no waste flow
The other has you liquefied;
if you eat anything,
you're gonna have a wet backside
Lady Dia
is pure evil
Has you running back and forth
to the slop jars
She's a loose, loose lady
who loves having you run around,
trying to prevent being stained by the watery brown
Diarrhea is pure misery from the waist down
Lady Const
is pure evil too
Has your bowels locked up,
sitting on the slop jars doesn't help you
At least your hands stay clean,
but you got all that poison trapped inside of you,
so you feel the slow suffering
She's a hard, hard lady
who loves to have you always sitting down,
trying to relieve the pressure of the jammed solid brown
Constipation is pure agony from the waist down
Evil twins who love to run and block
Two bandits who love to flood the kitchen downstairs,
and keep the backdoor locked
Categories:
const, body, humor, humorous, satire,
Form: Light Verse