Colorectal Poems - Poems about Colorectal

...Rigorous sphincter ani externus muscle workout Amidst the rubble strewn landscape ruins courtesy healthy helping of prunes linkedin to derrière issuing melodious flatulence classical tunes, yo......

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...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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...frozen in a bag i can still move, but i am numb i question the circulation of my blood my derriere is raw my stomach stays gurgling hello, my dear gastroenterologist charmed to meet you in this......

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...I adopt dainty etiquette when quenching thirst or dining to buzzfeed growling beast inside me tummy. The missus requests obedience raising both my little fingers in the air upon taking bevera......

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...Ability to defecate wildly swings (both ways)... between incontinence and constipation Irritable bowel syndrome i.e. the former excretory bout I address the above (polite way to phrase diarrhea......

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...**** lies zing constipation nothing to poo poo about, cuz when bedeviled by colorectal obstruction without wasted doubt, that malodorous, malevolent malady analogous......

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...We praise the colorectal surgeon, Misunderstood and much maligned; Slaving away in the heart of darkness, Working where the sun don't shine. Let's call on the rectal surgeon, It's a calling we......

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