An old cleric from south of Niagara
was making love to a woman named Magda.
While he did wear protection
there was little erec***n;
she moaned "Darling, you forgot your Viagra!"
This cleric, on later inspection,
decided to make a correction.
He adjusted the dose
and with her got close
and then had a love resurrection.
Categories:
cleric, humorous,
Form: Limerick
The breaking news is about Eric:
That he now wants to be a cleric,
Eyes on scriptures that once pissed him off,
His time for verses that stirred his cough.
Satan has, since, been mad, tears at nights.
But-trust him - is bouncing back for fights!
Now tells Eric that he is robust,
Bulging muscles all over his bust,
His argument that the vigorous
Wisely faces the Damned Rigorous!
Satan shall for Eric cancel 'Cleric'
Meet the Branch Manager of Berec
To present Eric as "Battery"
The fact voicing not as flattery.
Categories:
cleric, analogy, courage, inspiration, religion,
Form: Rhyme
Treasures Midden
David J Walker
It is in the midden
The story hidden
In the heap
The truth entwined
With dung and grime
To keep
As secrets from the
Eyes less bold
Where orates swear
To the foulest air from
Truth in scripted told
The dung heap
Is where the
Cleric keeps
His gold
Categories:
cleric, allegory,
Form: Rhyme
There was a pastor named Caste
Whose habit of swearing was vast.
Some said his firing was near
But Caste cited nothing to fear
“You see, I repent too _____ fast.”
Categories:
cleric, humor, religion,
Form: Limerick
A fool, a buffoon, a comedian or a clown
They all act stupid but are really smart,
They are an odd breed of their own
Just for laughs they win your heart.
A lady, a lass, a vamp or a tramp
They all act gullible but are pretty smart,
With a tease or a taunt they lay a trap
Just with a smile they steal your heart.
A priest, a rabbi, a swami or a holy man
They all act pious but are a bunch of upstarts,
With a preach or a sermon they summon
your souls and bleed dry your trusting hearts.
~Contest: 'A' Strand
~Sponsor: Brian Strand.
Categories:
cleric, corruption, introspection,
Form: Rhyme