Cleric Poems - Poems about Cleric

An old cleric from south of Niagara was making love to a woman named Magda. While he did wear protection there was little erec***n; she moaned "Darling, you forgot your Viagra!" This cleric, on later inspection, decided to make a correction. He adjusted the dose and with her got close and then had a love resurrection....

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Thomas, an apostle of Jesus, Called Or so presumed. He was not an angel. No, He never claimed. Although he played the part well. Brother Tom, Like we all called him, Was a walking paradox. Because the liquor he loathed he loved And the lady of the night Whose deeds he shunned, She he loved to spend the night in the comfort of her arms. It...

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The breaking news is about Eric: That he now wants to be a cleric, Eyes on scriptures that once pissed him off, His time for verses that stirred his cough. Satan has, since, been mad, tears at nights. But-trust him - is bouncing back for fights! Now tells Eric that he is robust, Bulging muscles all over his bust, His argument that the...

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Treasures Midden David J Walker It is in the midden The story hidden In the heap The truth entwined With dung and grime To keep As secrets from the Eyes less bold Where orates swear To the foulest air from Truth in scripted told The dung heap Is where the Cleric keeps His gold...

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There was a pastor named Caste Whose habit of swearing was vast. Some said his firing was near But Caste cited nothing to fear “You see, I repent too _____ fast.”...

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A fool, a buffoon, a comedian or a clown They all act stupid but are really smart, They are an odd breed of their own Just for laughs they win your heart. A lady, a lass, a vamp or a tramp They all act gullible but are pretty smart, With a tease or a taunt they lay a trap Just with a...

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