The phone rings;
It's Evariste Galois.
The phone rings;
It's Budapest on ice.
The phone rings;
It's my grandmother,
long dead.
The phone rings.
I refuse to answer.
What's if it's the Grim Reaper?
It keeps ringing.
Maybe it's Publisher's Clearinghouse
Informing me that I won
the sweepstakes.
I don't care.
I just don't care
Most likely
It's telemarketing,
And I'm in no mood
For that on any other scam
On this
Steep-pitched Monday.
Categories:
clearinghouse, morning,
Form: Free verse
‘ Mail Lottery … ’ 50th Senryu
Generic-Goody
Publishers Clearinghouse Spree
... ‘ Show Me The Money ’ !
(Yeah, I Know That's Jerry McGuire Movie's Line)
Categories:
clearinghouse, funny, introspection, parody
Form: Senryu