Chthonophagia Poems | Examples

Worst Scenario Aunt Bemah

Aunt BeMah had complex of “worst scenario”.
No matter what happened she would be screaming “oh, no!”

If you fell down on cement and skinned your knee,
She would scream about a cancer possibility.

One time she announced that Leroy obviously had chthonophagia.
We had to Google it. It means unhealthy desire to eat dirt, funny, yah?
Leroy is two.
That is what two’s do.