3Rd Grade Children Poems

I am always shocked 
When a second grader cannot tell me 
One single thing they like to do for fun.

I am always surprised
When a third...

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I am optimistic the children will  be the ones
To save the planet
They have built wind machines
And created contraptions that 
Take thousands of pounds of...

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Wonderful smart—thinking Dr. Theophrastus
Has sold poetry books the utterly fastest.
His lines are tricky. They rhyme and dance.
His words are sticky. They preen and they prance.

His...

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It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with wibbly, wobbly trees,
and dibberty, dabberty fields,
and a zipperty, zapperty breeze.

It's a flipperty, flopperty world
with a dingly, dangly sun,
and splisherty, splasherty...

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Tater tots by the plate that's all this boy ate
he was seven going on eight that boy Nate
The crispy cylinder of potato gold
yummiest finger food...

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Once upon a mountaintop a she-monster named Mazy 
was searching for a man.  
She wanted a young, honest alien man. Not a nutty old...

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Carol is a crocodile with big long pointy teeth,
She likes to hide in lakes under the surface, just beneath.
She doesn’t want to bite your legs...

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Hairy Nora reads the Torah from daybreak until dusk.
She’s got four different colored legs, but not a single tusk.
There’s a birdie sitting on her back...

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Cookie can cook recipes from a book,
She can rustle up meals in a flash.
She wears a chef’s hat even though she’s a cat
And she works...

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“Alf it’s dinner time” cried mum as she finished off the cooking.
“Where is that naughty boy?” She grumbled, “I’d better go a-looking”
She looked across the...

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Mayo the rabbit has a very strange habit,
but he isn’t a monk or a nun.
He spreads out on ham, lettuce, cheese, bacon, spam
that’s been sliced...

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At the end of the forest
Stood a spruce tree so tall
From miles away it was seen by all

In the spring it’s bristles we’re green and...

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Good old muffin cuddled in his bed

Next to the sofa where sat big ted

Ted was so big he sank to the floor

Which caused old muffin...

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Howie the squirrel ran for the tree

He ran from the garden away from the bees

As he ran up the tree he headed for home

Attached to...

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Shelley the cockatoo went to the zoo
She made a lot of new friends 

When Shelley got home
she roared like a lion 
She snored like a...

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Once upon a time in a woodland vale,
A town called Wong had an amazing tale,
Of witches who plotted to harm the townsfolk,
But their spells were...

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I Put A Spell On You

I wrote a pretty nifty spell
to turn mud into gold.
I thought I’d get a trillion pounds
if it was ever sold.

I...

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Children learn best when sitting at a desk for hours on end
  They do even better if they have to 'hold it' until breaktime...

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My Mum stood on a jellyfish,
and both of them were bitter.
Each threatened to unfollow,
the other one on Twitter!
...

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She is taking all my friends away.
Something I commonly hear.
Daily.

And it is weird but
As soon as it happens
The victim wants no other friend
But that one.

Crazy?
Yes,
But...

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