My Basset Ran Off with My Essay
...My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail
She went through all my papers
and threw them on the floor
Oh that crazy ...
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Categories:
children humour, animal, cheer up, funny,
Form: Rhyme
The Nearly Men
...I am one of the nearly men
Never quite the best
Not really of the crowd
Not quite one of the rest.
You see us in every photograph
When the prizes are handed out
Making up the numbers yet
Neve...
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Categories:
children humour, atheist, feelings, humanity, philosophy,
Form: Rhyme