Celebrex Poems | Examples

It's All In the Name

The silly names for medicine!
     It’s just a lot of rot
While Percoset is meant for pain,
     Sounds like a coffee pot

Latuda’s not a ladies name
     It regulates your mood
It sounds as though that it should help
    A stuck-up attitude!  

With Zoloft, you can calm your nerves
     And that is no disgrace
But I just think it sounds more like
     A man from outer space

And next we come to Celebrex
     It can reduce your swelling
But better yet, a party name to
     Warm your brand new dwelling

But sometimes, they are just mixed-up
     And not to be a diva
But don’t you think Viagra
     Would be better named Boniva!